Level 99 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 http://kotaku.com/5713693/sega-is-making-a-game-you-can-pee-on That's right, folks, you can now game while you pee and NOT get your DS all covered in urine! It's like a combination of peeing, crappy Wii-style minigames, and Japanese creepiness all rolled into one. I mean, who wouldn't want to blow wind up a woman's miniskirt with the power of piss? Or...you know what? I just can't even approach a game which kotaku quotes as being a "bukkake battle". I'm sorry, there's a line even I won't cross, and that's definitely it. So, basically, instead of designing more than one decent next-gen Sonic game in the last decade or conceptualizing a Dreamcast 2, they've decided to cater to drunks by making games to distract your from intentionally peeing on the floor. Nice, Sega. Really classy. Thoughts? Edit: Oh yeah, this is for urinals. Sorry, ladies, you'll have to get your piss-aiming gaming on somewhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt E. Waldman Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Just when I thought the world has grown dull, Japan has blown my mind once again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djpretzel Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 PISS ON SHAQ FU been there, done that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luhny Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 i guess i would avoid it. but then, i cannot guarantee what happens when i am pretty drunk and come across one of those... i guess it is the perfect target audience: anything can get the attention of drunk men, especially wierd stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noTuX Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 I think they just wake up in the morning and ask themselves, "What can I do today to make the world a little more awesome?" Only if we all could be like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arek the Absolute Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 hahaha what the fuck sega Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollgagh Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 ... there was an issues of PSM like eight years ago that had some predictions of future japanese games and one of them was a pissing game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noTuX Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 If they put Duck Hunt on there, I'll buy one. I don't know about you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCT Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 If they put Duck Hunt on there, I'll buy one. I don't know about you guys. Y'know what? I'm gonna go ahead and second this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Author Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 And then you get leaderboards world wide for who pisses the most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OceansAndrew Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 we were all thinking it. >___> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt E. Waldman Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Japan. Land of magical wonder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halc Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 And then you get leaderboards world wide for who pisses the most. my over-urination problem will finally prove itself useful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PROTO·DOME Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 I'll invest in this concept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BardicKnowledge Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 hahaha what the fuck sega this exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechaFone Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Is this not secretly an advertisement for caffinated drinks? How long will anyone be able to play at a time anyway? More caffeine, more playtime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OceansAndrew Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 my buddies and I used to play urinal trough hockey at a bar we went to frequently in college. We'd split up into 2 teams, and try to piss the urinal pucks across the trough to the other team's side over the course of a night of drinking, sketchbooks, and karaoke. Whoever had the least pucks on their side of the trough by the end of the night won. It got pretty strategic as we improved our technique. Losing team had to buy the last round, and chicken wings (which were half price after 10pm!). Man, those were good times. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Derrit Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 my buddies and I used to play urinal trough hockey at a bar we went to frequently in college. We'd split up into 2 teams, and try to piss the urinal pucks across the trough to the other team's side over the course of a night of drinking, sketchbooks, and karaoke. Whoever had the least pucks on their side of the trough by the end of the night won. It got pretty strategic as we improved our technique.Losing team had to buy the last round, and chicken wings (which were half price after 10pm!). Man, those were good times. XD that's... umm.. yeah. okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverCoat Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 PISS ON SHAQ FUbeen there, done that... Holy shit I totally remember that I did it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Author Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Nintendo is licensing it, gonna be called the Wii Wee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 my buddies and I used to play urinal trough hockey at a bar we went to frequently in college. We'd split up into 2 teams, and try to piss the urinal pucks across the trough to the other team's side over the course of a night of drinking, sketchbooks, and karaoke. Whoever had the least pucks on their side of the trough by the end of the night won. It got pretty strategic as we improved our technique.Losing team had to buy the last round, and chicken wings (which were half price after 10pm!). Man, those were good times. XD All I get from this is... "Dude, nice skills. No Homo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.B. Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 sketchbooks That's a damned good idea and I'm disappointed that none of us ever thought to do that. (going by urban dictionary definition number three) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OceansAndrew Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 you guys seem to misunderstand, we wouldn't all be doing it at once, it'd be whenever you went to use the urinal, you'd push the pucks around then, not some epic free-for-all. It was more turn-based strategy than first person pisser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sefirosu Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 So, if these games include global high scores, this is all just going to be one big pissing match, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt E. Waldman Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Now they gotta wire multiple urinals together for network play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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