Michael Jackson to commission 50 foot laser-firing, robot replica of himself

[zircon]

Michael Jackson wants to build a 50 foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert and fire lasers randomly.

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/41620594

Sometimes words just escape me.

[DragonFireKai]

Wow, that's incredible.

[Drack]

Laser beams!

[Schwaltzvald]

ripe for meme birth rofl

Next thing you know the planes are crashing down at vegas because the lasers either blinded the pilots so badly or blasts incoming planes for shits and giggle..

Ooh here's another one, its actually a secret government project for missle defense program involving a 50 foot robot

[RocketSniper]

This is made of win.

Only if it will attempt to out dance the power rangers robot though. Otherwise it will fail.

[Ab56 v2 aka Ash]

[Raenok]

It better dance while it shoots said lasers.

It BETTER.

[Schwaltzvald]

tourist wakes up to a room shaking.

"Holy shit earthquake!?"

"No honey it's robo-jackson moonwalking us up early, just try to ignore... HOLY SHIT DUCK!"

blindness-inducing lasers flash all over the place

"Phew that was close!"

[Penfold]

(tencharacterlimit)

[Murmeli Walan]

Now the question remains: "Beat It" era Jacko or "Smooth Criminal" era Jacko?

[suzumebachi]

Now the question remains: "Beat It" era Jacko or "Smooth Criminal" era Jacko?

Crazy White Lady Jacko

[Murmeli Walan]

Crazy White Lady Jacko

And THIS is the first thing I'll be seeing when I come into Vegas? Fuck that, I'll go to Reno.

[AzureZeal]

Aw, shoot, and I'll be going there this summer.

[Schwaltzvald]

It better be "Beat It!" Jacko...

Got to be beating something in Vegas while you're there

[Murmeli Walan]

Aw, shoot, and I'll be going there this summer.

I don't think they'll have a 50-foot lazer-firing RoboJacko ready by this summer, so I'll think you'll be safe from its boy-touching wrath.

[Hale-Bopp]

I honestly wouldn't put it past someone like MJ to try and pull something like this off, but was it not confirmed by anyone to be an early April Fool's joke?

[chrono26]

wacko-jacko

[linkspast]

Best use of money ever.

[Sole Signal]

LOL

That is so weird...and cool.

[Hum4n After All]

xD

I think the first 6 seconds of this clip would explain what I went through.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cTvvrckr6Y

[ILLiterate]

Best use of money ever.

For serious

[atmuh]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[BlueMage]

Goddammit. That would've been a) challenging to work on and lucrative. Goddammit, so much money I could've made from that :/

[Devyn]

Micheal Jackson, oh what are we going to with you, you frikkin' weirdo.

By the way, I think the world is going to end now. So I'm going to buy up the whole liquor store and lock myself in the basement for a year.

See ya guys.

[Avatar of Justice]

For the record, I would like a giant robot of myself that shoots lasers. You know you all would too!