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Tensei

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  1. Could you change me to just "Tensei" please? :3
  2. My song on this album (Simian Soirée) is probably the happiest and most upbeat piece of shit I've ever written, unless you mean it's depressing in terms of quality rather than mood, in which case, eh, I'm inclined to agree (looking back I would change so much about it).
  3. Sounds like 6/8 and then it skips a beat in the fourth measure (5/8 )...soooo that would be 23/8 unless my math is off.
  4. If you're suggesting that you'd be able to record a live sax part, I would very much appreciate that. I could even extend the final section to give you some soloing time before the fade-out.
  5. Remix Pretty much done, just posting it here for some final feedback. Edit: Update with live saxophone. Edit2: Final Version(possibly?) Edit3: Submitted
  6. Which part of "Valve time" do you not understand?
  7. Uh, wow... The way this is written makes me honestly doubt that anyone would want to put up with you. Nonetheless, I wish you good luck in your endeavours.
  8. midi I made of it The song that starts at 0:30ish. I very much doubt it has been made specifically for this faux-trailer so I'm guessing it's from some JRPG. (Tales series?) Help is much appreciated.
  9. MOVING?! That comic is the definition of unintended hilarity. Only Tim B^Uckley would think making a miscarriage a plot point in a webcomic is a good idea. Gaming webcomics are pretty terrible in general, but CAD definitely is the biggest joke and deserves to be made fun of at every point.
  10. Oh yeah, you would say that. EXCEPT IT'S NOT THE CASE. The drums are actually recorded in almost recording-studio level quality. Why would you get high quality drums and then skimp on the rest. I can dig it if he went lo-fi on purpose but the production just feels schizophrenic as hell, since if you go for a barebones mix, drums and drum production quality are generally the first thing to go.
  11. I think AVGN is alright, but his opening theme just offends all my senses. Whoever the fuck conceived that piece of shit apparently has the means to record a drum kit with decent quality but doesn't even CONSIDER using a bass guitar? Hey, dipshit, you can have 200 top tier mics set up for your drum kit but any song you write will still sound like an amateuristic turd because you DON'T HAVE A BASS GUITAR. Don't even get me started on the guitar. Is that supposed to be a guitar? It sounds to me like he farted into the mic, autotuned it, and panned that shit all the way to the left. Shittyass tone, no multitracking, and what's more, it sounds out of tune. I mean, COME ON, even *I* could produce a higher quality theme song in under an hour. This was my angry review of the AVGN theme song.
  12. Oh god, yes, this. If you're going to rip off every JRPG ever, at least be thorough (I'm sure the targeting thing was already done in FFVI, six years before Golden fucking Sun).
  13. Doing new stuff + JRPG. Does not compute.
  14. This game literally looks like a DSified version of the original.
  15. Your description very much reminds me of Sartre's No Exit, which might've been a possible inspiration.
  16. From that day on, Jenny an' me was like peas and carrots.
  17. What? There are literally THOUSANDS of terrible ads and you pick THIS one to make your point?! It's a fucking jetpack! EVERY viral marketing campaign should use people with jetpacks! Edit: Hell, even christianity did it!
  18. Why did you delete the link to the SA thread? It contained tons of information on the game. Anyway, here it is. It's spelled "analphabet". "Illiterate" is more commonly used.
  19. there was obviously a need to remind people of the existence of the beautiful work of art that is NIER
  20. To be honest Robert Picardo was really good as the EMH and kind of stole the entire series.
  21. Well geez cut me a break here, I'm just a forum poster, not some speech impedimentologist. For all you know not brushing his teeth caused so much gunk to build up between his front teeth that every time he has to pronounce an alveolar consonant it causes his tongue to get stuck in that sticky crap. HELL IF I KNOW.
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