About the 'more bones' thing, I am actually becoming a fairly versed player. My tonguing speed kinda sucks and I can't fluttertongue to save my life, but my range is pretty good for having played for less than a year and I know quite a bit about music theory. I would audition, but as it stands, until I can get a better mic than my SM57 for brass recording, I can't record brass well.
That said, if I ever get better equipment, I would love to audition! So know that one definitely wants to play.