K.B. Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 You might be missing some of the benefits that stereo can provide. Quote
Geoffrey Taucer Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Am I a butterfly dreaming I'm a man or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of sashimi? Quote
SwordBreaker Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Anything from Fawful, one of the bad guys in Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga. "I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!" "You are like brainless cats that are too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity...but my tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow gray with aging. Do you dare hear?" Priceless. Quote
Ferret Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Item description in Golden Sun: A bone from the girl at the inn. Apparently Isaac and company enjoy dismembering their hostesses. Quote
Olarin Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 "I do not know who `they' are, but that is what they say, is it not?" Quote
Alexis Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 "Wonderful! Time for a celebration! Cheese for everyone! Wait...scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration if you don't like cheese. True?" --Sheogorath from Oblivion And of course anything that GLaDOS says is amazing but here's one of my favorites: "Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like (deep male voice) 'NO WAY!' (Normal voice) and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!" --GLaDOS Quote
LuketheXjesse Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 "Wretched beast, I know who it is you serve! Return to your master! Tell the God of War I am his no longer! Tell him he is not safe while I walk the earth! I WILL find pandora's box! And I will use it...to see him tremble and fall before me!" Quote
Jaybell Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 I don't do this for the money I don't do this for the paycheck, oh no no no no I don't do this for the ladies I've already got their respeeeeeect I've got their respeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Quote
K.B. Posted January 28, 2009 Author Posted January 28, 2009 (huge explosion, normal lights have gone out, emergency lights flashing red) Elly: "Are we okay!?" Quote
Darth Lime Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 "Mother's coming for me in the dragon ships. I don't like these itchy clothes, but I have to wear them or it frightens the fish." Quote
The Pezman Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 "You don't want to know. It will jack up the rating of this game even further." "I can't let you do that. No one gets in the way of Reno and the Turks." "Behind every great hero there is always a wisecracking, obnoxious nincompoop!" "Who am I going to look after if I don't have you? Do it, Naminé! Erase my memories, break my heart... I'll still have my promise. I'll still protect you!" "Don't you know anything, kid?! You NEVER interrupt a psychotic diatribe!" - Bonus points if you get this one And who could forget: "Oooooh, soft!" Quote
Olarin Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Your sound card works perfectly. Your sound card works perfectly. Your sound card works perfectly. This is as good as it gets. Quote
The Derrit Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 "Wretched beast, I know who it is you serve! Return to your master! Tell the God of War I am his no longer! Tell him he is not safe while I walk the earth! I WILL find pandora's box! And I will use it...to see him tremble and fall before me!" point missed completely 10pointsmissed Quote
Chickenwarlord Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 "I'm not a malefactor, I'm a lagomorph!" Quote
The Pezman Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Your sound card works perfectly.Your sound card works perfectly. Your sound card works perfectly. This is as good as it gets. That reminds me: You can't go south. You can't go south. You can't go south. You can't go south. You can't go south. You can't go south. You can't go south. You can't go south. Okay, you can go south. Quote
Wacky Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 I grow tired of yelling battle cries when fighting this mage! Boo will finish your eyeballs once and for all so he does not rise again! EVIL, MEET MY SWORD! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!!! Also: "Statement: Just when I believe my photoreceptors have recorded the last potential aspect of your cruelty to my memory core, you commit a new atrocity that leaves me analyzing its impact for days. You are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master, poisoning all you touch with your presence. You are a testament to all organic meatbags everywhere." Quote
The Coop Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 "What's going on with you?" "Hello." "Farewell." "Good day." ... all done in the exact same voice. Quote
PrototypeRaptor Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 How are you gentlemen!! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US Quote
OverCoat Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Statement: Just when I believe my photoreceptors have recorded the last potential aspect of your cruelty to my memory core, you commit a new atrocity that leaves me analyzing its impact for days. Everything HK-47 says is amazing. We should bug Bustatunez to bug some other people to make "Star Wars: HK-47 Unleashed" Quote
Fratto Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 I don't do this for the moneyI don't do this for the paycheck, oh no no no no I don't do this for the ladies I've already got their respeeeeeect I've got their respeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE The first few times I heard this, I thought it was "I've already got Larry's Paige." When I learned that it was "their respect" I was very disappointed. Very disappointed. Quote
Wacky Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Everything HK-47 says is amazing.We should bug Bustatunez to bug some other people to make "Star Wars: HK-47 Unleashed" The best thing is that Chris Avellone knows just what words to use. I'd have personally said "Some new atrocity" instead of "a new atrocity" but otherwise the tone of the quote is exquisite. Quote
Flare4War Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 I was laughing so fucking hard through this video I couldn't lift my beer to my mouth. Some first rate hilarity. No doubt. Also, I played the all of the Double Dragons. So I know what he's talking about. Quote
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