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Meiguoren is just the mandarin for American, it could be any american from OCR who moved to China because he liked the liquid shits...

I never actually had butt pee. Sure, the stool was rarely solid, but I never used a squattie and I never ran on home. Fucked me up, though. I've been back a year and I still can't have a complete bowel movement. Probably never will.

Totally worth it.

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What are you buffoons talking about? Don't you know why Asians all have buckteeth?

It's all that rice. They get on the toilet and when they grunt they always press their tongue hard against the back of their two front teeth.

You, ain't going to get the liquids in China. No siry'.

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What's going on in here?

What are you buffoons talking about? Don't you know why Asians all have buckteeth?

It's all that rice. They get on the toilet and when they grunt they always press their tongue hard against the back of their two front teeth.

You, ain't going to get the liquids in China. No siry'.

Hrm, why are you making fun of Asian people?

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Actually, I'm attracted to men and women for the simple reason that some of them are attractive.

I don't need no definition of my type, and all that bs. I find someone attractive, I am attracted, I try to get closer to that person. Sometimes its physical, sometimes its psychological, sometimes its intellectual, but in all cases it has the commonality that it is attractive to me.

I don't quite expect you to understand that, because apparently you need reasons to be attracted to someone beyond that person being attractive.

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Judges are not allowed. Only old fogies.

Which means I'm leaving.

This message will self-destruct in five minutes. Four. Three.

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Also, Flare, I don't expect you to understand because I have met a grand total of one person who understood what I meant by that.

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Also, Flare, I don't expect you to understand because I have met a grand total of one person who understood what I meant by that.

Well, don't worry. I didn't come to any conclusions, just so you know. It seemed quite apparent that, that was one of your life and living philosophies and there's much more to it than those few lines of text.

It's good. I didn't put you in a cottage cheese container and get out a marker.

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I think I understand it RD, but why derail the thread any further?

Now where did I put that OCR member rhyme poem...

You mean this?

Hey all.

A while back, soup came up with an idea. See, there's an animaniacs episode that had a song about all the countries in the world. It's a catchy little tune, that "could go on forever" as soup put it, with it's structure. Here's a pair of links to the little ditty so that neither site gets stressed...

http://cubis.no-ip.com/crap/tema.mp3

http://www.geocities.com/arforfaborb/tema.mp3

Anyway, soup came up with the idea of using this song, and giving OCR members their own "verse" (an example would be from "United States" to "Peru" in the tune). Well, he asked me about a month ago if I'd be willing to write a few verses for the song. It was gonna be a group effort with a few others writing and with a pooling, the song would take shape.

Well, you know what they say about the best laid plans...

Sadly, the project got kinda side tracked and eventually forgotten because of real life intervening. I spent a few days and came up with a few names and verses, but by the time I gave them to soup, the project was pretty much dead. So, rather than let it all die away, I decided to ask soup if I could bring this up here and let you guys know about what he wanted to do and what I came up with for verses.

So, many thanks to soup for involving me, and well... here's what I got...

Tek-noBunny, is really quite funny. He'll SMASH at the drop of a hat. Wide-

ruled is the force, likes ninjas of course, in pink rubber outfits at that. D-K-

Highwind is cool, he's nobody's fool, sarcasm's the tool of his trade. Weirdboy-

Scott has a furry, Lexx drew in a hurry, and he's got toehands I'm affraid.

Soup's from up north, and often puts forth, just "What would R.J. Dio do?" Half-

shadow's the man, who'll post what he can, to freak out a poster or two. Timber-

Wolf made a test, to see who's the best, at his little Ironman Mix. Derek-

Oaks is an pain, with many a name, too ba-d that they're all dicks.

Mae is the chick, when she hit "Submit", she's made us all fear the word "Hi". A-

rashi no tora, is quite a post whore-a, and recently said he is "bi". Dragoon-

fly is a girl, with thoughts in a whirl, and hu-ggle's are her forte. Razor-

man draws a comic, many want on it, and they bug him everyday.

V-Man has pecks, of justice he'll flex, while he's dancing out on the stage. Archa-

on has a swell-, name we misspell, and that sends him into a rage. DJ-

Crono has chilled, before he'd have killed, if some-one mentioned a Dell. L.J. -

Urine's a twurp, as liked as a vurp, and many wish he'd go to hell.

Rune-lancer was here, Catgirls he held dear, but then he decided to split. And-

here we have Stan, a grumpy young man, who posts randomness quite a bit. Mo-

ggie is the guy, who really likes Rei, he'll kill if you look at her cross. dj-

p made the site, we're there day and night, and everyone knows he's the boss.

Starla will boast, it's not a bedpost, and then she'll call you a fucktard. Little-

chava's the kid, confused quite a bit, and he's always got the cactuar. The

Coop is the dork, who brought us the Spork, but he draws up nice artwork too. And-

Bishop 112, has always been swell, and he is the justice not you.

Endblink is big, on making the sig, of anyone who will just ask. And-

Digital Coma, masturbates no more-a, cuz judging is now his sole task. And-

HiddenFox is, a programming whiz, he's from Canada by the by.

Midee you see, lives in infamy, cuz he brought us the Nice Work guy.

Justin Shaltout, art he is about, he heralds from Egypt you see. Then-

Eccles does make, a Silent Hill take, something to scare both you and me. There's-

Lexx 13, her art is quite keen, she battles in the Comic thread. Oh-

well Succubus be, way up north you see, training for her life ahead. Pyrion's-

many a name, has brought him some fame, he changes them twice every week. Mad-

Bastard you see, is in the Navy, and hoping his ship will not leak. Jus-

tin of the Jungle's, in with the bundle, of people who are Dragoons. And-

Strider Kyoden, leads the Dragoon men, and he will be grumpy real soon.

Smasha's the guy, with Renamon hentai, he'll post it all up with a smile. ana-

loq is the joe, remixing you know, he shows up once in a great while. Disco-

Dan is a gas, a pain in ass, to Abadoss ev-er-y-day. Butter-

cup will tease, with her Double "D"s, and then she'll just flame you away.

Pri-moris throws words, they're big and absurd, I hope that you know what they mean. While-

Lurch is the dude, who can be quite crude, but puts funny shit on the screen. And-

Bo is the guy, who let out a cry, cuz I didn't give him a verse. Ma-

Haboo is a dame, a pimpess by name, and being too smooth is her curse. Bagel-

fuzzynuts hid, indeed he did, in his sig the man of goatse. Be-

holdbojangles, frequently dangles, from the edge of sanity. Oh-

Antonio Pizza, is cool and he's a, guy who think apples are yummy. And-

Ace! is one, nice son of a gun, to everyone he is quite chummy.

M@ has a name, it's always the same, but no one knows how to say it. The-

Hulk is the bro, of wideruled you know, and likes to give people some shit. God's-

Debris is a lad, who's luck is all bad, but he just keeps rolling along. MonkeyF-

WD, is still bugging me, to kindly put him in this song.

Technomel's, an OCR belle, her rapier wit is well honed. And-

Lightbunny's here, and made a career, of saying "Leave the trolls alone". Meta-

knight you see, is fond of Multi, you touch her he'll put up a fight. Xe-

beles can be found, floating around, he's not funny try as he might. Red-

Omen has got, in his sig a dot, he pretends that he is a her. Zarla's-

got a nice touch, with drawing and such, her character's covered with fur.

Dewey's a jerk, an OCR quirk, and djp gave him a ban. Evil-

Head is cool, thinks Sega does rule, and he'll always be their big fan. Crimson-

Zeal is the guy, thinks Morrigan's fly, and he was once Psy-chrophyte. And-

Nex is not, around a whole lot, but his graphic designs are tight. Since-

frylok appeared, he's always been weird, but weird in a humorous way. And-

Tranced will show, some furries you know, in the furry thread everyday.

Walan it's true, plays the kazoo, in any song that he comes by. And-

Dev is the joe, always says WHOA!, and cherrishes the Menards guy. Dark-

rose is the cute, Goth natured too boot, and teases TB with a spoon.

Ms0k's bag's, he'll dress up in drag, and try to make peoples hearts swoon. Dark-

Shadow5 make posts, and frequently boasts, that fur-ries are the uber. Once-

Spram was here, but he disappeared, cuz he flipped out like a big goober.

Kureejii Lea's, an artist you say, she posts her stuff all the time. Rabid-

Turtle's big whim's, to talk about him, but I cannot think of a rhyme.

Meridian's wild, and once was a child, now he dances crazily. Excel-

Hyatt's around, with rumors abound, whether indeed she's a he.

Cel Shaded is back, is frequently smacked, by Mae with a frying pan.

Lat is a guy, hangs out in #Mae, and is frequently called "The Man". Sir-

Nuts is one, who likes to have fun, he'll greet you by screaming your name. And-

Friggin' Conflakes, is the one who makes, screwing with Kelloggs a game. Cap-

tain Shagrat, wears the pimp hat, as OCR's pimp god of love. And-

I know there's more, but my brain is sore.... so-

Guy In Rubber Suit, and Flash Strife too boot, Khift and [-Smoke-], Cel Shaded that bloke, En-troPi, and DM Lee, Spook and Beatdrop, LessThanLucid's on top, Poiso42, JesustheDarklLord too, King Dedede, and Vigilante, Jedah and suzu, and Dinobot 2, Ace-Of-War, Norean and more, I'm done now thank the gods above.

No offense intended to anyone I wrote about :D

Edit: Added verses...

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