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OCR00349 - Super Mario Bros. 3 "Swingin' Porno Mix"

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Dale!!! You pwn dood!! 1 great ReMix afer another!! I never could have IMAGINED the SMB 3 overworld music as suitable for porno, but Dale streches the barrier once again!!! BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO!! Oustanding work man!! :D

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I am proud to say that I managed to not get caught when I played it over my college's PA system. I did have trouble restraining my laughter when everyone was talking about it, though.

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Whoa... that is very strange. Hilarious, but strange. I'm sure you pervy bunnies had fun looking for the sound bytes for this song, no? Heheh... fun stuff. Worth the download.

And congrats to Lyrai for his little escapade on the college PA. I did that at my school on the morning announcements and got the morons who do them everyday in a LOT of trouble, as well as myself, but it was worth it, man!

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Mario is a short fat man who I can't see being filmed or even recorded in a sex scene of any movie.

Hasn't hurt Ron Jeremy's career any...

And the two really do somewhat resemble each other. Think about it......well, actually, it's probably best if you don't.

FARK once linked to some pictures of Ron Jeremy dressed as Mario (FULLY CLOTHED, SAFE FOR WORK, ETC). I'll see if I can find them...

And yeah, the ReMix was funny as hell.

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You've done it Dale!! You just traumatised me with this... thing! 8O:?

Just to think of it... ewwww! :whatevaa:

Man, I'm gonna have nightmares for nights!

If I become crazy and need psychiatric help, I'm gonna send u the bill! :wink:

...Just kidding! U gotta have a lot of imagination and some thoughts 6 inch under your belt to do something like this! :o:wink: But that's okay! I'm gonna listen djpretzel's "Bubble Bobble Hillbilly Rodeo Mix" a few times and will be fine! :wink:

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This was pretty disgusting, to say the least. The music was definitely lacking to begin with, and then the sounds were pretty nasty. My only question is - Why? Puerile humor just doesn't amuse me - and this is definitely puerile.

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Hmmm, that was kinda lame, not that I had a problem with the sounds, but one, pron music isn't piano, if you had had a bass, with a bit of poppin and slappin, and through a little wanger distortion and a whammy bar effect in the mix, maybe. Or, maybe Im just mean.

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ok ill admit its worth a chuckle:D but comon, i mean some artists spend hours creating mixes then somthing like this comes up....

Kind of slack to other artists

But still funny!

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This mix always succeeds in making me feel awkward...

It's a little weird, I don't think I ever would have thought about the happy, bouncy World 1 Map theme as porn groove... now every time I play SMB3, first thing that comes to mind in World 1 is... yup. Need I say more?

Lewdness aside, however, the music actually sounds quite nice, it's almost a shame that this mix is so short; it makes me wanna hear what this would sound like if it were longer and not as sexually explicit. :-P

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Lewdness aside, however, the music actually sounds quite nice, it's almost a shame that this mix is so short; it makes me wanna hear what this would sound like if it were longer and not as sexually explicit. :-P

Ditto. I think it sounds great, but it's a little.....yeah. Now, I can handle this kind of music. It's okay, but prehaps a longer, clean verison without the sounds would be better for the site. Still, this is always great for a laugh.

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