By the way, I resent the implication that llamas are somehow not the definition of awesome.
Proof that llamas are awesome: once, my brother and I (along with our dad, our cousin, and two guides) were llama trekking (hiking with llamas coming along with us to carry our packs), and my brother was harassing one of the llamas. It reared back its head and sneezed in his face. He, paused a second for his brain to process the situation, then ran away screaming. It was the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen.
His hair was completely drenched in llama snot. He had a layer of snot covering his face. Snot in his ears, snot in his mouth, snot all over him.
Oh my god that was epic.
Anyway, carry on.