The Author Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Dude. To paraphrase the great Freddy Krueger..."Every town... has an Olive Garden." What's an olive garden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coop Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 What's an olive garden? You know, it was featured in that movie... "Midnight in the Olive Garden of Good and Evil"? It's a place where the food is decent, and the fake Italian atmosphere makes you feel at home. It's a wonderful place ... ... Oh who am I kidding. It's a pit. A shit hole that overcharges for food that likely came in the same Lipton bags you can buy at any grocery store... yet costs three times as much. The utensils still have food from someone elses' meal encrusted on them, the "family" and "Italian" atmosphere are so fake and painted on that I'm surprised the faces of the employees don't chip off when they talk, the food is half cold by the time it arrives, and the gas and shits you get three hours later just cap off the festivities by letting you know the food likely wasn't cooked properly (or it had freezer burn... back in 2004). BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prophetik music Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 i like olive garden. they have good rolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straziante Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 lolive garden is more like it amirite? Seriously though, I had some family in town and we went to Olive Garden. The waitor was actually trying to use an obviously fake italian accent. My aunt subsequently cursed him up and down in italian. I still like to drop in every once in a while to remind him of his stupidity over plate of overpriced pasta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eulogic Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 olive garden is ok in some areas, but absolutely awful in some. i unfortunately live in a place with bad ones. it doesn't really matter though. there are plenty of good italian restaurants around in just about any area. americanized italian food is probably more like real italian food than any other americanized foreign food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eulogic Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 and man italian food is so good. i could eat italian food every day of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straziante Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Me too, probably cause my parents are italian and I pretty much have up until this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kureejii Lea Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Wheeerrre doooooo.... white people go to eat Spaghetti-Os Olive Garden! Where the breadsticks are free and the chef's Boyardee Olive Garden! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.B. Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 What's sad is that millions of US citizens think they know what Italian food is from their visits to one of those hack eateries. Best spaghetti I ever had was at a no-restaurant tied to a camping place in Italy. The sauce, the cheese... no US chain comes close to touching it. Lord help me if I had eaten at a high-class restaurant while over there; I might have passed out in delectable joy at first bite. Though we do dominate pizza. I give us that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollgagh Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 What's sad is that millions of US citizens think they know what Italian food is from their visits to one of those hack eateries. Best spaghetti I ever had was at a no-restaurant tied to a camping place in Italy. The sauce, the cheese... no US chain comes close to touching it. Lord help me if I had eaten at a high-class restaurant while over there; I might have passed out in delectable joy at first bite.[ I got to eat at a medium-class (relatively (the entire meal cost about 240 euro)) restaurant when I was there, guided by a priest who knew what he was doing. dassum gud shit raight thur Though we do dominate pizza. I give us that. eh, I rather liked the pizzas they had over there like eggplant pizza mmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollgagh Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 oh, I forgot, that medium class restaurant was at the Pantheon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropicdecay Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I would give my left ovary to be back in Hungary or the Czech Republic right now, chowing down on some awesome food thurr. My next-door neighbor sounds as if she's hacking up a lung and I really don't want to be working on this paper now. well, the left one is the one that had the Giygascyst... maybe that would be a bad idea to give that one as an offering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimberWolf Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Wasn't Giygacyst an enemy in Chrono Trigger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Derrit Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 eh, I rather liked the pizzas they had over there like eggplant pizza mmmmmm eggplant ewwwieeeeee i do kinda like the pizzas there, but its a different category almost because its done so differently. especially the ones with the tomato slices for "sauce" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollgagh Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 fuck's sake if eggplant tastes that bad to you I think most of you are cooking the eggplant wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimberWolf Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 fuck's sake if eggplant tastes that bad to you I think most of you are cooking the eggplant wrong Don't worry, these are the uneducated hoardes that still eat bananas roasted with the skins on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arek the Absolute Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I have had some fantastic indian food that had eggplant in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropicdecay Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Wasn't Giygacyst an enemy in Chrono Trigger? Giygascyst grew on my left ovary and blew up four days after I turned 18. What a fun birthday that was! I did get to spend a week lying on the couch in a drug-induced haze watching Miami Vice and Spongebob. I could kill for some good eggplant now. The last time I had it, it was bitter (though it could have been the mint) and disappointing. I wanted some good eggplant curry, dammit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kureejii Lea Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 You guys make eggplant sound like some rare, exotic food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Strife Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Oh my god I did a search for eggplant all over the internet to see if anyone else knew about it and I found this thread and I wanted to say hi! :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abadoss Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 You guys make eggplant sound like some rare, exotic food. The definition of a delicacy is a dish or meal that is given to tourists who don't know any better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straziante Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Wasn't Giygacyst an enemy in Chrono Trigger? Nah he was the last boss in Earthbound. Common mistake, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Author Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Nah he was the last boss in Earthbound. Common mistake, though. I don't want to even think for one second that association was done on purpose... Earthbound is creepy enough as it is... if the last boss was in Lizz's body, then there is something very weird with this universe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimberWolf Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 I don't want to even think for one second that association was done on purpose...Earthbound is creepy enough as it is... if the last boss was in Lizz's body, then there is something very weird with this universe... Or she's a golddigger. So to speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Derrit Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 everyone everyone come listen there's a new person on ocr. her name is Liz where is the outrage people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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