DarkeSword Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 <@DarkeSword> need to make an OCR cookbook<DragonAvenger> haha <@DarkeSword> make a lambchops recipe and call it Killer Studio Chops <DragonAvenger> shariq, what would be the other recipes? <DragonAvenger> bass groove? <@DarkeSword> $350 Hat Upsidedown Cake <@DarkeSword> Can the Judges, DJ Peas & Rice <DragonAvenger> that one is good <DragonAvenger> love it <DragonAvenger> DarkeSwordfish? I'm pretty terrible at this Inspired by recent judgehate shenanigans.Any other ideas for dishes? Any people out there who are actually good at cooking care to post some great OCR themed recipes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doulifée Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Banhammer punch special. hangover garantie to last at least 24h. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonAvenger Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Someone fix my ideas up ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexy Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 I may not be the most swift chef in the world, but I think I could see something that works with some of these. My words aren't to be taken to heart as some of these are yet to be tested. Killer Studio Chops Take several lamb cutlets, marinade them in chili sauce for an hour, and grill going from medium to high for 7-10 minutes making sure to turn the steaks on occasion. Serve with fries and salad. Bass Groove Take a steak of any kind of fish, marinade it in barbecue sauce for an hour, then cook in the oven at Gas Mark 5 for 20 minutes. Serve with whatever garnish you please. (To be fair I can't really remember the gas mark for sure, been a while since I grilled a teriyaki salmon for that matter.) Can the Judges, DJ Peas and Rice Take a can of ready-made chili con carne and heat according to the instructions. Boil a portion each of rice and fresh peas, place the peas in the mixture when done and garnish the chili with the boiled rice. Probably not the most colorful ideas I can think of at the top of my head, but I'm sure people can think of something more functionable x_X The upside down cake may be more my forte as I have a tendancy to make cakes every now and again, but I don't quite understand the significance for the $350 hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ectogemia Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Rump Roast con(bitch)fit Add a half of a cup of duck fat to a crock pot, 1 quart of beef stock, a tablespoon of salt, celery, carrots, onion and potatoes to preference, and then make an ass out of yourself and bitch about how no one understands your "killer production chops." Cook on low for 10 hours, reduce the stock, and enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteo Xavier Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 The Meteo Xavier Super "Get The Hell Out of the Kitchen" Lasagne. You need: One can of tomato sauce One jar of olives Three boxes of noodles One, ONE, block of cheese - aged to taste Eight tomatoes 16 tablespoons of Paprika 2 frozen pie crusts 6 green garlic bulbs Crunchy peanut butter Crunchy jelly (Grape for texture, raspberry for flavor) 2 cans of Sprite 1 bottle of whiskey 4 bottles of rum 1 bottle of Zima (the most important ingredient, buy second hand if you have to) 2 heads of lettuce 3 lbs of chopped steak 3oz. Rosemary 2 oranges 4 frozen chicken strips 1 lb Chex Mix 2 ice cubes - dry 2 cups of water - dry 1 package of white gravy Instructions: 1. Preheat oven to 500 degrees for 45 minutes. 2. Mix Whiskey, Rum, Zima into a bowl and consume the contents while the oven is heating. Once the oven is sufficiently heated, scrape the yeast froth from the areas of your body it percolated in and use it to coat the cauldron. 3. Mix tomato sauce, tomatoes, white gravy, Sprite, jelly and water into a saucepan and heat to boil. 4. Cut oranges, lettuce, peanut butter, garlic, and olives into pyramids and insert them into the cauldron from beneath. Heat to simmer. 5. Shred cheese for 20 minutes over the cauldron. Cover for and heat for 12 minutes. 6. Once both saucepan and cauldron are heated, place remaining items and both saucepan and cauldron into a 9x9 glass pan and insert into the oven. 7. Cook at 500 degrees for 60 minutes without covering the pan. Turn pan over after 30 minutes. 8. Serve to 10-12 people. Do not turn off oven. 9. Connect gas line to oven or simply uncover adjacent to the living room. 10. Get the HELL out of the kitchen. Leftover instructions: Do NOT eat. Lasagne will have half-life of 7000 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Rex Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Can scimp shrampi be a part of this? :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperiorX Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Blackened Dynamite Shrimp: Saute shrimp in a skillet over medium heat with cooking oil. Apply seasoning appropriately. I prefer some ground black pepper, cayenne pepper (for that dynamite spicy taste), and a pinch of salt. You could also add some garlic, ground or fresh. Serve on their own, or with rice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkeSword Posted January 3, 2012 Author Share Posted January 3, 2012 Blackened Dynamite Shrimp: Saute shrimp in a skillet over medium heat with cooking oil. Apply seasoning appropriately. I prefer some ground black pepper, cayenne pepper (for that dynamite spicy taste), and a pinch of salt. You could also add some garlic, ground or fresh. Serve on their own, or with rice! Nice, but how is that OCR themed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gario Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Nice, but how is that OCR themed? Calling it 'Liontamer Shrimp' just doesn't have the same ring to it, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperiorX Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Nice, but how is that OCR themed? Really? You're joking right? I'm referencing Larry Liontamer Oji, Mr. Black Dynamite himself. At least, that was his forum title for awhile I imagine he enjoys spicy things, so this shrimp recipe seemed appropriate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonectric Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Nice Wok stir fry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Strader Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 this thread is lame and you should feel lame 2 bags ramen noodles, cooked until tender, mixed with flavor packets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSim Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Weaksauce 1 part ketchup, 9 parts water. Serve with boiled potatoes. Chiptune Madness A traditional British dish, take deep fried strips of potato (oven-cook optional for the health conscious), and some cherry and menthol lozenges: Bake inside a NES console for 45 minutes until gooey. Serve hot or cold, and remember it doesn't taste quite as good as it did the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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