Zero Punctuation (Hilarious) Game Reviews

[Schwaltzvald]

Never did get into the ME games but I did find the reviews funny

[The Coop]

Dante's Inferno

The right hand joke was great.

[Thin Crust]

Interesting. He didn't make fun of the over the top nudity.

[The Author]

Well, you have to agree that a game in hell, especially on a floor designed for lust, no amount of nudity is gonna be over the top.

[Petara]

Great review. Whoever says he's losing his edge can eat a banana-shaped turd.

[Geoffrey Taucer]

"Like my right hand on a sunday night"

That's right up there with "never stick your dick in a pudding"

[The Coop]

Bioshock 2

[Gollgagh]

I really really wish they'd normalize the theme song to the rest of the review

it always scares the shit out of me when yahtzee finishes the review and suddenly BEW-DEDE-DEWDODODEWDOODEEDODO-DOH

[Petara]

I recently started up Condemned 2: Bloodshot for round 2 and thought I'd check out his review for it. Honestly, he couldn't have been more spot-on. The start of the game is freakin outstanding until about halfway through, when everything starts getting pretty damn weaksauce.

Condemned 2: Bloodshot

Also... awaiting his review of SH: Shattered Memories.

[JCvgluvr]

I found this one (Bioshock 2) to be particularly funny. One of the best of his most recent 5, I think.

[Linkjing Donuts]

I really really wish they'd normalize the theme song to the rest of the review

it always scares the shit out of me when yahtzee finishes the review and suddenly BEW-DEDE-DEWDODODEWDOODEEDODO-DOH

seriously. and the opening too, which then moves on to the video and I don't hear the first few words

[The Coop]

Aliens vs Predator

[Petara]

I wanted it to be good. I really really did. But it's not. I'm gonna go play through the original and sequel now.

[The Damned]

OCR retro game night, anyone?

[The Coop]

Chocola- er, Heavy Rain

[Thin Crust]

I've heard the chocolate rain joke before.

EDIT: Never mind

[Clefairy]

OCR retro game night, anyone?

You may recall...

Not saying it's unfeasible, there just needs to be someone who's on the ball about organizing/promoting it. Having server space to work with wouldn't hurt either.

Not much to say about this week's review. I laughed in all the spots you would expect; he does have a point though, about it not really fitting into the 'game' mold at all. And that bit about multiple killers at the end.

[The Coop]

Battlefield: Bad Company 2

[The Vagrance]

Kinda meh review aside from the mortar-run bit, possibly because I personally love the game and also possibly because he only reviewed the single-player portion so the review reads off like pretty much every other review he's done of war shooters.

[Inimitable]

The SP in BC2 is pretty terrible... Reviewing a game that is clearly build around MP and only playing SP still seems silly.

[Clefairy]

Even so, that's Yahtzee's way. He has caved and reviewed multiplayer modes before, but in general he's viciously against it.

Part of the schtick, if you ask me.

[ella guro]

The SP in BC2 is pretty terrible... Reviewing a game that is clearly build around MP and only playing SP still seems silly.

He's addressed that exact comment several times in his videos and Extra Punctuation articles, and I think his reasoning makes perfect sense.

[Hum4n After All]

The review was kinda retarded but I don't care.

Battlefield is multiplayer game. That's all that matters.

I enjoyed the campaign.

[Bleck]

do we really need to review the review I mean honestly

[The Vagrance]

do we really need to review the review I mean honestly

Do you really need to review the review thread of his video reviews?