Arek the Absolute Posted November 13, 2007 Posted November 13, 2007 we all know for sure that the cereal would be more toxic and poisonous than krusty-os Quote
herograw Posted November 13, 2007 Posted November 13, 2007 Whatever it's called, it should consist of 99.9% NO's and a handful of YES's Everyone would try to find the lucky YES's. It would be a blast. Quote
Shael Riley Posted November 13, 2007 Posted November 13, 2007 I would be portrayed in commercials as trying, unsuccessfully and to comic effect, to acquire the cereal. At the close of each advert, Larry Oji would deliver some kind of catchphrase, explaining whom the cereal is for, and why that is not me. Quote
Palpable Posted November 13, 2007 Posted November 13, 2007 How about we rate cereals instead? This seems like a good one to start with: Nintendo Cereal System - The Legend of Zelda Pretty weak adaptation. It seems like you just took an existing cereal and slapped Zelda on top of it. The boomerangs look exactly like the moons from Lucky Charms. I don't get the sense that much effort went into making this. Execution also very sloppy. The taste is lacking in sweetness. Could have used some marshmallows to balance it out. NO Quote
Devyn Posted November 13, 2007 Posted November 13, 2007 Will the cereal reject me if I try to eat it? Quote
SirChadlyOC Posted November 13, 2007 Posted November 13, 2007 Simple. Corn-meal O's. Frosted N's. Every box has a prize, just like to good-old days: one plastic YES. Only one per box. Quote
HalcyonSpirit Posted November 13, 2007 Posted November 13, 2007 Will the cereal reject me if I try to eat it? NO ... wait, YES ... err... Damnit, what's the right response here?! Quote
DarkeSword Posted November 13, 2007 Author Posted November 13, 2007 How about we rate cereals instead? This seems like a good one to start with:Nintendo Cereal System - The Legend of Zelda Pretty weak adaptation. It seems like you just took an existing cereal and slapped Zelda on top of it. The boomerangs look exactly like the moons from Lucky Charms. I don't get the sense that much effort went into making this. Execution also very sloppy. The taste is lacking in sweetness. Could have used some marshmallows to balance it out. NO I can get on board with this. Quote
Devyn Posted November 13, 2007 Posted November 13, 2007 NO... wait, YES ... err... Damnit, what's the right response here?! Maybe a possible RESUB? Nevermind, that was retarded. People, I apologize for this. Quote
DrumUltimA Posted November 14, 2007 Posted November 14, 2007 Avers-O's - the only cereal on the market guaranteed to reject your appendix! Quote
suzumebachi Posted November 14, 2007 Posted November 14, 2007 They already make Fruit Loops. They already make Fruit Loops. They already make Fruit Loops. They already make Fruit Loops. They already make Fruit Loops. They already make Fruit Loops. HAH. doop doop skiddle skaddle Quote
Jaybell Posted November 14, 2007 Posted November 14, 2007 Has anyone said zyk-Os yet? I think someone has, but just in case. EDIT: T-Os? Quote
The Author Posted November 14, 2007 Posted November 14, 2007 It might just be Cheerios with a bunch of Alpha Bits N's thrown in, but I do like the taste of Liontamer in the morning... Quote
DuskyFerret Posted November 14, 2007 Posted November 14, 2007 Oh I remember this cereal! I went to buy it at the supermarket the other day except the queue was too FREAKIN LONG Quote
friendlyHunter Posted November 14, 2007 Posted November 14, 2007 I would be portrayed in commercials as trying, unsuccessfully and to comic effect, to acquire the cereal. At the close of each advert, Larry Oji would deliver some kind of catchphrase, explaining whom the cereal is for, and why that is not me. HAH!! That is the description of every classic cereal commercial that has ever existed!! I can see if now: "Nice work Shael Riley, but our mission is to prove that this cereal is not disposable or merely background, but is as intricate, innovative, and lasting as any other cereal." Quote
Raziellink Posted November 14, 2007 Posted November 14, 2007 Maybe a different flavour for every other member/judge? For instance, Protricity's could taste like shit? Nah, nothing agaist Prot, even though he could be an asshole at times. Quote
friendlyHunter Posted November 16, 2007 Posted November 16, 2007 <.< >.> .....Shameless self promotion!! http://friendlywarlord.deviantart.com/art/Chrono-Cereal-69890973 Quote
Gollgagh Posted November 16, 2007 Posted November 16, 2007 Well, for one thing, the cereal would have to come packaged in a big-ass can. Quote
Doulifée Posted November 16, 2007 Posted November 16, 2007 you just need to put them in OverCowed Milk. Quote
SomeCrazyGuy Posted November 17, 2007 Posted November 17, 2007 Judgment-O's! Commercial: Screen fades from black to a brightly, happy kitchen table, complete with a bowl of Judgment-O's! Cereal, complete with Crunchy 'NOs'. In the background, you can hear the end of what is assumed to be another Judgment-Os commercial: "For a limited time only, each box of Judgment-O's! comes with a FREE OverClocked voice changer!" Child A > Alright Jimmy! Maybe THIS box has a voice changer! Let's check! After 7 tries, maybe we'll get it this time! Child B >> [Digs deep into the box] Child A > Did you find it? Child B >> [Disappointedly] No- [Voice suddenly changes to a hopeful tone] Wait... [Pulls out a Judgment-O's! voice changer] Yay! We got one! Child A > [Grabs Changer, hands trembling] We finally have one! L-Let's see if it works!!! What should I say first? Child B >> How about... I don't know, just say something. [Anxiously shaking now] Child A > Alright... [Places Voice Changer to lips] Test! Both children await how the voice is going to be changed, shaking with anticipation, they hardly notice the minutes fly by [montage, remember, this is a commercial], occasionally pushing the 'change' button, but not hearing anything... Child B >> Is it broken? Child A > No... It just takes time to process the voice... Yeah, that's it... C'mon... [suddenly] Voice Changer >>> NO [The Voice Changer suddenly spouts a small line of smoke... a self-destruction] Child B >> N-No... That can't be it... Child A > We used so many allowances... Child B >> Ate so much cereal... [both children fall into their chairs, sobbing into their Judgment-O's! cereal] Buy some today! Quote
Liontamer Posted November 19, 2007 Posted November 19, 2007 Oh I remember this cereal! I went to buy it at the supermarket the other day except the queue was too FREAKIN LONG We're actually not doing too bad lately. Let's hope we continue our momentum. Quote
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