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What were some of your favorite cheesy, horrible, or most memorable lines or sayings in a video games. Lines that made you laugh, made you reflect, or just made you go "what the . . . "

My list:

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."

-Old Man from Legend of Zelda (NES)

"Do you know where I can find some sailors?"

-Ryo from Shemue (Sega Dreamcast)

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The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to save the president". -Secert Service guy from Bad Dudes (NES)

"Come back once you've learned how to wipe your ass"

-Leon from Dead or Alive 4 (XBOX 360)

"Look into hell!"

"More! Let me enjoy it more! Hurt me more!" (Bashes head against ground in the style of Grey Fox/Ninja. Okay, not really and she doesn't say "hurt me more"..)

"Defeated dogs should cry over there!"

-Ayane (Dead or Alive 3)

"Do you like pain?"

-Bayman, asking his victim do they have a S&M fetish. (Dead or Alive 3. Use with Ayane "More! Let me enjoy it more!", this is very disturbing.)

"Victory arouses me."

-Ein (Dead or Alive 2)

"Does it hurt? That's proof you're still alive."

-Bayman

"Tell your face to say "Hi' to the pavement."

-Tina from Dead or Alive 3. (For some reason, when I hear her say this, I think of the infamous curb stomp scene from American History X)

"Alvis . . . YOU BASTARD!!!!"

-Sigurd from Fire Emblem 4: The Genelogy of the Holy War (Super Famicom)

"Sweet little gi- You ever seen a little girl with THESE before?"

Syliva speeking to Sigurd (and possibly flashing her breasts at him) from Fire Emblem 4.

"Sounds like a spy movie"

-Snake from Metal Gear Solid (PSX)

Meryl: So, there's something you like?

Snake: Yeah, you've got a great butt!

Meryl: Oh, I see! First it's my eyes, now it's my butt! What's next?

Snake: On the battlefield, you never think about what's next.

"Oh my god hotness, I wanna bang you!"

Snake speaking to Mei Ling*

"Lovin' girls! Lovin' girls! I have no interest in guys. No! No!"

-Valvalis, the Wind Fiend from Final Fantasy II/IV.*

"I have granted kids to hell!"*

-Ashley from WarioWare DS

*From the fan movies/music videos/WarioWare conspiary claims

"You Spoony Bard!"

Tellah speaking to Gilbert in Final Fantasy IV

"I Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you!"

"Son-of-a-submariner!"

-Kefka, Final Fantasy IV

"I Garland, WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!!!!"

-Garland from Final Fantasy I

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Well. Right off the bat...

"Worship me, and I may yet be merciful... Then again, maybe not...."

- Korax (Hexen: Beyond Heretic)

"Conker, honey... Fancy going for a little bounce?"

"A bounce? ... Okay... Now this is what I call a platform game!"

- Sunflower and Conker (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

"Thanks for playing Space Quest IV. As usual, you've been a real pantload."

- Narrator (Space Quest IV: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers)

AND BEST OF ALL...

"The universe is a yawning chasm, filled with emptiness and the peurile meanderings of sentients."

- Ulyaoth (Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem)

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Final Fantasy VII:

If you do horribly in the soldier march:

"Hey! Somebody send that guy a bomb or something!"

Received 'Grenade.'

Anything from the play in the date scene.

Final Fantasy VIII:

"I dreamt I was a moron."

Arc the Lad II:

"Don't you know anything, kid?! You NEVER interrupt a psychotic

diatribe!"

All I can think of for now.

Final Fantasy IX:

"Ooooh, soft."

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Basically anything from Earthbound. Examples?

"Hey! Parking Meters! And you're walking around! Ha ha ha, that's so funny!"

-Guy in moonside

"I have no patience for people who interrupt me when I'm busy doing nothing!"

-Guy in Moonside

"If you stay here too long, you'll end up frying your brain. Yes, you will. No, you will...not. Yesno, you will won't."

-Guy in Moonside

"I thought they said 'Runway Fire'"

-Guy in theater

"Fuzzy Pickles!"

-Photographer

And this classic.

"Now you've done it, Roger Wilco."

-Message that you done fucked up in space quest.

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"Oh my god hotness, I wanna bang you!"

Snake speaking to Mei Ling*

As funny as this quote is, it's not really from the game...

Anyway, there's a fair amount of good lines from banjo kazooie. one thats stuck with me goes somewhat like: Mumbo: "This is the ice key" Banjo: "Wow, that's quite a big key!" Kazooie: "I know where I'd like to stick that"

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As funny as this quote is, it's not really from the game...

Anyway, there's a fair amount of good lines from banjo kazooie. one thats stuck with me goes somewhat like: Mumbo: "This is the ice key" Banjo: "Wow, that's quite a big key!" Kazooie: "I know where I'd like to stick that"

"Oh my god hotness, I wanna bang you!"

Snake speaking to Mei Ling*

"Lovin' girls! Lovin' girls! I have no interest in guys. No! No!"

-Valvalis, the Wind Fiend from Final Fantasy II/IV.*

"I have granted kids to hell!"*

-Ashley from WarioWare DS

*From the fan movies/music videos/WarioWare conspiary claims

Did I or did I not use that in my first post? I'm just messin' with ya!

Aeris: "This guy are sick!"

Cats:" All your base are belong to us!"

-Zero Wing.

Vamp: "You too, immortal?"

Raiden :"No, I just do't fear death!"

-From the Metal Gear Solid 4 trailer.

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I can't believe that no one has mentioned the incredibly overplayed meme which is 'All your base are belong to us.'

And, another favorite: 'Hey, listen!' from Ocarina of Time.

Pretty much anything from StarFox 64...seriously. There's the obvious barrel roll and the obvious charge up lazers one, and then:

'Trust your instincts!' - Peppy

'Gee, I've been saved by Fox. How swell.' - Falco

'Annoying bird. I am the great Leon!' - Leon (duh...?)

'I saw my life flash before my eyes!' - Peppy

Um, let's see...what else.

Seifer: "I hate it when you wish me luck. Save it for the slow students who need it."

Quistis: "All right...Good luck, Seifer."

Seifer: "Add Instructor Trepe to the list!"

And that's all I'm going to do at the moment. Needless to say, I'm now going to sit vacantly and think about this for a good long while.

'Our Princess is in another castle.'

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PaRappa the Rapper, and I think you got the kick and punch bit backwards.

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" - Tidus

"What's going on?!" - Max, Monica, Jaster, etc from Dark Cloud 2 and Rogue Galaxy. It's like it's their bloody catch phrase. Alternately, "What's that?" or "Who's there?"

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