Brushfire Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Sorry guys but you are overlooking a movie so bad, that it is a form of torture in the jungles of the Congo. A film so horrible that people who are on trial are making reasonable defense arguments that their crime wasn't as heinous as this film. I, of course, am talking about Joel Shumaker's Batman and Robin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC Ricers Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Date movie was fucking retarded. They need to stop making those. The Wayans Brothers are done with that business. Good thing for movie review sites like Spill that literally say "Fuck you!" as a movie rating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thin Crust Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Oh yea. I forgot Napoleon Dynamite. No plot. No effects. No soundtrack. Poor humor. Bad acting. And the worst time I've ever spent in front of a screen. What makes it worse is that I memorize movies by watching it once. Now it will be stuck in there forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
audio fidelity Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Oh yea. I forgot Napoleon Dynamite. No plot. No effects. No soundtrack. Poor humor. Bad acting. And the worst time I've ever spent in front of a screen. What makes it worse is that I memorize movies by watching it once. Now it will be stuck in there forever. even the scene with jamiroquai? i think not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyne Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 OC Remix: The Movie I fully endorse this movie so long as Uwe Boll DOES NOT direct it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizyr Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Problem with finding the worst movie of all time is that the truly horrendous movies tend to go straight-to-video and get lost in all the crap. The two worst movies I've ever seen have to be: Say it Isn't So, & Doogal I find it hard to imagine that any of the other movies listed so far could be worse than either of these. Not saying that it isn't possible--just, I don't want to dwell on how something could be worse. They need to stop making those. The Wayans Brothers are done with that business. Eh, on second thought, any of the Wayans Brothers' movies could be worse. But I'm not enough of a masochist to test that hypothesis. KF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadofsky Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Spaceballs: the Movie... Umm, you're joking right? That's an extremely good parody of all things sci-fi, unless you like those awful movies like DATE MOVIE, EPIC MOVIE, and SUPERHERO MOVIE. They topped out at Scary Movie 3 (The best of them all in my opinion). Besides, look at this animation!! In regards to the worst movies I've seen... Johnson Family Vacation Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey Shrek 2 and 3 (I can at least sit through 2) Sleepers (Woody Allen's worst film) Napoleon Dynamite Nick and Norah's Infinite Play list Pretty much most of Kevin's Smith's movies, hey, I've just never really liked his stuff. Spiderman 3 Taladega Nights (confirmed that Will Ferell can't be the main actor in a comedy to me, he's great in films where he ISN'T the main focus like OLD SCHOOL, Starsky and Hutch, you get the idea) Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life And regards to whoever said the Mario Bros. Movie is bad, for shame. I mean c'mon, you actually think they could've stayed accurate to the game? Just watch it as a movie, not as a "faithful" video game movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombie Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 I loved the spirit. All you haters is crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friendlyHunter Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Sorry guys but you are overlooking a movie so bad, that it is a form of torture in the jungles of the Congo. A film so horrible that people who are on trial are making reasonable defense arguments that their crime wasn't as heinous as this film.I, of course, am talking about Joel Shumaker's Batman and Robin. Hmm, now I have to figure out if you're kidding or not. For me this movie is the pinnacle of "so bad it's hillarious". Then again, I only watched the first 3 quarters or so... Spaceballs Napoleon Dynamite Are you kidding me?!? Both of those movies are great! I tend to stay away from movies I know are going to be bad, so I haven't watched a lot of REEEALY bad movies. The only movie I've rented that I couldn't finish was "Eight Legged Freaks", but I really can't say it's a bad movie because I didn't finish watching it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siamey Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 shit, double post, mod plz delete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siamey Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 "better off dead" with a young john cusack. ya ya ya i know its a cult film and has many jokes that have been recycled into other stuff but it was fucking terrible. and i love john cusack john carpenter's ghosts of mars was also awful but if you watched it in the right mood with the right friends you could laugh at it the whole time and it was cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmr Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Isn't this basically an anti-favorites thread? ... Even though it barely counts as a movie, but whenever I'm asked what I think the worst movie is, "Grizzly Rage" always the first to come to mind. I saw it on one of the digital cable movie channels; I felt my brain rotting more and more with each passing second. It was like I couldn't stop watching, not because the movie itself was engaging, but because I wanted to see just how ridiculously horrible it could possibly get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogglesisthebest Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 I loved the spirit. All you haters is crazy. Stop trolling the forums, and if you are being serious I really suggest that you take your own life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwaltzvald Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Killer Mutant Snowman It's so bad the whole movie is up on youtube and no one even bothers to report it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noTuX Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Oh come on. Everyone knows both Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat are great movies in disguise as bad movies. I know, but the movie was so bad it had to be mentioned at least one more time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avolii Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Ninja Turtles 3. Couldn't agree more. I was always jaded I only had the first two, then I got the third one... There was far more wrong then with how they looked. Some were already mentioned here, but I want to add in Jack Frost. That movie grated me badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrono26 Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 wickerman is terrible terrible terrible terrible. please dont waste your time and watch it ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyXIII Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Spaceballs Not Spaceballs but Spaceballs: The Movie. Spaceballs: The Movie is different than Spaceballs - it's referenced, I think, both in the Yogurt merchandising scene and the meta-moment scene that gif is of. I think that's the joke PowerSmoothie is going for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombie Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money Spaceballs 3: The Search For Spaceballs 2 also: Stop trolling the forums, and if you are being serious I really suggest that you take your own life. i'm serious i loved that movie didn't read the comic at all that's probably why I MUST BE CRAZY OR SOMETHING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackPanther Posted December 28, 2008 Author Share Posted December 28, 2008 Ok I don't even know where to start but I'll do my best: The story really didn't make any sense. The bad guy was after somethin for more power and the spirit would stop at nothin to bring him to justice but everything in between that didn't really seem to flow together. Half of the dialogue was too long and drawn out then you'd have these nasty one liners that were just dumb crude. The actors pretty much showed no emotion the whole time they played their characters. They were like robots that were programmed to say the lines and that was it and you could see it in the acting as clear as glass. The Sin City visual concept with a few mix ins wasn't very appealing either it just didn't work for this movie. I really don't know what Frank Miller was thinkin when he soloed this project. He definitely shoulda got some professional help and this wouldn't have been such a terrible movie along with the fact that it shouldn't have been pg-13. Just read the reviews websites do a lot better job than I just did lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337 1 Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Bad movies? How about falling down. Its about a guy who decides, after being stuck in a traffic jam, to go around town and start shooting people. That's the "storyline". Then there's "Neon Genesis: Evangalion - The end of evangalion". I don't know if it even had a story, but the movie was horribly depressive, and just plain retarded. I raged for the next 3 hours after watching it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makai Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Transmorphers looks promising. Might be on par with Alone in the Dark. I found this at a blockbuster sitting RIGHT next to Transformers. Almost identical font and everything. Only movie I couldn't finish was Harvard Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum4n After All Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 I enjoyed The Spirit. Shit was funny as fuck. The whole Nazi scene was the best movie scene ever. And Sameul L. Jackson's new line: "I hate egg on my damn face!" Genius! Worst movie I have ever spent my money on to go see is Cloverfield. Hands down worst shit I have ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
audio fidelity Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 I enjoyed The Spirit.Shit was funny as fuck. The whole Nazi scene was the best movie scene ever. And Sameul L. Jackson's new line: "I hate egg on my damn face!" Genius! Worst movie I have ever spent my money on to go see is Cloverfield. Hands down worst shit I have ever seen. i can give that nazi scene props - but can you tell me you liked the ending of the spirit? there was nothing funny about it unless you think of it as being as lame as possible but cloverfield had me going - even though i felt sick half-way through it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wintermute Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Bad movies? How about falling down. Its about a guy who decides, after being stuck in a traffic jam, to go around town and start shooting people. That's the "storyline". Wow. Are you actually that stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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