Aster Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 We here at NO. Resubmit incorporate are proud to present Killer. Studio. Chops. Advanced edition for your consumption at a bargain basement price of $79.95 That's right folks, You too can own a set of studio chops and amaze your friends! With Killer Studio Chops you can: Amaze your friends Stick it to some judges with your mad skills Receive a complimentary music degree from NO. inc. signed by Zircon and the Birmingham Institute of Music* Play crazy guitar licks from the likes of Fred Durst, Herman Li** and Noel Edmunds!*** Remix songs at +20 DB like a Boss and still have audiences begging for more. Drop it like it's hot, burn eardrums with skills that people dedicating 15 years to practicing can only dream of**** *Not a real institute of music **Requires software to speed up guitar playing. ***Requires a beard. ****Requires access to the hyperbolic time chamber. Offer ends this Friday, Only one purchase per customer. Purchase does not guarantee a set of killer studio chops. No refunds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OceansAndrew Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 I WILL TAKE THREE, PLEASE!!!! With credentials like that, $80 is a total steal and if you don't buy this. you are bad and should feel bad about being bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 I get the feeling that this is a dig at something or somebody, but if it is real, SIGN ME THE FUCK UP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyril the Wolf Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Awesome. I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cecilff2 Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Oh man with this program I could make millions with pop songs. I'm definitely getting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Hakštok Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 79.95$ investment for a lifetime profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteo Xavier Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Joke's getting kinda old now, but if it's to go out with a bang, this is it. Excellent box art Aster, you totally nailed the execution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustin Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 You. Are. ROCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moseph Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabeel Ansari Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I am a buyer of a bulk bundle for me and my entire music group at school and can confirm the package does indeed self-animate as such. NO. Inc. is pretty generous, their EDU discount clocks in at $49.95 per person, and an additional $39.95 for every person after the second. That's only $89.95 for the third guy, and $129.95 for the fourth, and so on. So cheap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Strader Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 If the best you could get for endorsements were Snappleman and Brandon Strader, I think I'll pass. Those guys are dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chernabogue Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I feel like bying it. And making a KSC video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoboKa Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 *sniffle* and I thought it was real (nice cover art btw) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Damned Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Wow. That's one hell of a necro-post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffrey Taucer Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Wow. That's one hell of a necro-post. I'm so glad it got bumped, though; otherwise I wouldn't have seen it. This is fucking gold! Oh my cthulhu I don't think I've laughed that hard at a forum post since the ukeke3000 thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Burns Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Wish I'd seen it then. Now every Joe Blow from Kokomo can do these chops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Rex Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Heh. I remember this thread. Just more proof that OCR only passes songs with high quality expensive software samples. I wonder what happened to that guy anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoboKa Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 I wonder what happened to that guy anyway. prob got a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Strader Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 He's actually a really high profile audio engineer / producer working out of LA. He got the last laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modus Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 He's actually a really high profile audio engineer / producer working out of LA. He got the last laugh. Dunno about you, but I laughed last. His last name was Butts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikeaudio Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Wow, that was a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jobson Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Ohhhh!! Now I understand what Sir Jordanius said to me back during the 2012 SZRC when he said I snack on killer studio chops all day hahahahah!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xarnax42 Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Ohhhh!! Now I understand what Sir Jordanius said to me back during the 2012 SZRC when he said I snack on killer studio chops all day hahahahah!!!! Here. Now you understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damashii!! Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Here.Now you understand. precisely, the legend of Silly Breadmania. oh man, haven't looked into that thread in a while. The first few pages are an excellent ab workout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklink42 Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Here.Now you understand. Truly a classic for our time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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