Studio secrets, yours now for only $79.95

[Aster]

We here at NO. Resubmit incorporate are proud to present Killer. Studio. Chops. Advanced edition for your consumption at a bargain basement price of $79.95

That's right folks, You too can own a set of studio chops and amaze your friends!

With Killer Studio Chops you can:

• Amaze your friends
  
• Stick it to some judges with your mad skills
  
• Receive a complimentary music degree from NO. inc. signed by Zircon and the Birmingham Institute of Music*
  
• Play crazy guitar licks from the likes of Fred Durst, Herman Li** and Noel Edmunds!***
  
• Remix songs at +20 DB like a Boss and still have audiences begging for more.
  
• Drop it like it's hot, burn eardrums with skills that people dedicating 15 years to practicing can only dream of****
  

*Not a real institute of music

**Requires software to speed up guitar playing.

***Requires a beard.

****Requires access to the hyperbolic time chamber.

Offer ends this Friday, Only one purchase per customer. Purchase does not guarantee a set of killer studio chops. No refunds.

[OceansAndrew]

I WILL TAKE THREE, PLEASE!!!!

With credentials like that, $80 is a total steal and if you don't buy this. you are bad and should feel bad about being bad.

[Brushfire]

I get the feeling that this is a dig at something or somebody, but if it is real, SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!

[Cyril the Wolf]

Awesome. I want.

[Cecilff2]

Oh man with this program I could make millions with pop songs.

I'm definitely getting it.

[Ivan Hakštok]

79.95$ investment for a lifetime profit.

[Meteo Xavier]

Joke's getting kinda old now, but if it's to go out with a bang, this is it.

Excellent box art Aster, you totally nailed the execution.

[Mustin]

You. Are. ROCK!

[Moseph]

[Nabeel Ansari]

I am a buyer of a bulk bundle for me and my entire music group at school and can confirm the package does indeed self-animate as such.

NO. Inc. is pretty generous, their EDU discount clocks in at $49.95 per person, and an additional $39.95 for every person after the second. That's only $89.95 for the third guy, and $129.95 for the fourth, and so on. So cheap!

[Brandon Strader]

If the best you could get for endorsements were Snappleman and Brandon Strader, I think I'll pass. Those guys are dicks.

[Chernabogue]

I feel like bying it. And making a KSC video.

[HoboKa]

*sniffle* and I thought it was real

(nice cover art btw)

[The Damned]

Wow. That's one hell of a necro-post.

[Geoffrey Taucer]

Wow. That's one hell of a necro-post.

I'm so glad it got bumped, though; otherwise I wouldn't have seen it.

This is fucking gold! Oh my cthulhu I don't think I've laughed that hard at a forum post since the ukeke3000 thread.

[Patrick Burns]

Wish I'd seen it then. Now every Joe Blow from Kokomo can do these chops

[Ethan Rex]

Heh. I remember this thread.

Just more proof that OCR only passes songs with high quality expensive software samples.

I wonder what happened to that guy anyway.

[HoboKa]

I wonder what happened to that guy anyway.

prob got a life.

[Brandon Strader]

He's actually a really high profile audio engineer / producer working out of LA. He got the last laugh.

[Modus]

He's actually a really high profile audio engineer / producer working out of LA. He got the last laugh.

Dunno about you, but I laughed last. His last name was Butts.

[Mikeaudio]

Wow, that was a good laugh.

[Ryan Jobson]

Ohhhh!! Now I understand what Sir Jordanius said to me back during the 2012 SZRC when he said I snack on killer studio chops all day hahahahah!!!!

[Xarnax42]

Ohhhh!! Now I understand what Sir Jordanius said to me back during the 2012 SZRC when he said I snack on killer studio chops all day hahahahah!!!!

Here.

Now you understand.

[Damashii!!]

Here.

Now you understand.

precisely, the legend of Silly Breadmania.

oh man, haven't looked into that thread in a while. The first few pages are an excellent ab workout.

[Darklink42]

Here.

Now you understand.

Truly a classic for our time.