FiremanJoe

Here's the lyrics for my track =) Fireman Joe - Funky Triad Rap Rhyming to my beats, yeah I made them myself They're not from a box full of loops on the shelf Rhyming funky fresh like DJ Kong Rhymes like this, you know they won't last long I don't have fashion nor do I have style To write these flows it took a while Nerdcore rap yeah, nerdcore hop Double-dip ma chip in the salsa-red slop Party round the house wearing nothing but my shorts I don't like teams and I don't play sports Gaming is my life and for school I don't care If I ever get a date I don't know what I'd wear World of Warcraft shirt? Will I comb my hair? Will I bring my PC, headphones and chair? I'd kick her arse and shame her good She'd never kiss me even if I've got wood Small as a twig, but my e-penis owns It's real huge like Attack of the Clones My hero is Big T, or maybe Jack O'neill Or Colonel Carter's breasts, Oh how I'd love to feel Like one of the team, part of SG-1 I'd like a uniform and a standard gun I'd kill the Goa'uld and save the world I'd rescue Danny boy from the evil girl I'd love to visit Hogwarts, although I never read I want fictitious candy from the store in Hogsmead I fucking hate Ron, he should be in a tomb But when it comes to Hermione, the magic word is womb Ginny's hand in marriage of her father I'd request Prepubescent girls are the ones I like best Meals from Mickey D's and deals from the pizza place Less grease in a bite than on my face And that's quite a lot, oh don't you know Some hair on my chin, I'm waiting for a beard to grow White as snow like my buddy Gandalf Or maybe brown like that ET Alf I'll fuck you on the forums, flame you well God knows I'm going to a goatse-ridden hell A place full of shock and a place full of porn I was the first in line to buy McDonalds processed corn I eat fast food and take-away Grease, fat, oil, salt, sugar all day My diet's shit and I'm unfit But I'd kick your arse in Top Spin Tennis I wake up early to watch Dennis the Menace Digimon, Sailor Moon, Pokemon, you know that tune Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Ghastly Why do I know all this? Why do you ask me? I'm a geek and I'm unliked Nelson took my lunch and stole my bike With schaudenfrade he laughed at me Now I'm as lonely as can be

-Not all pop(ular) music is bad -People are stupid -Hating something for it's popularity/liking something for it's indie-ness is also stupid -Hating entire genres is stupid. -There's always an exception to the rule. The way I see it is this: If you create something that even the lowest lifeform can enjoy, it'll sell well, because there's just so many of that lifeform. Manufactured music is easily digested. Stupid people rarely want to think about what they're listening to. You don't have to listen to the radio or watch Mtv. Searching out new music on your own will do you a world of good, regardless of style.

I have a couple of friends who are still on dialup, and our download limit isn't very big, so we get capped towards the end of the month, down to 64kbps... almost dialup speed. I'm not a huge fan of touchscreens, and I own a DS. Oh well, good luck to them with it.

Try six months. For the early and mid 90s I didn't have a pc of my own, but at the time, of all people, my grandma had a good-ish pc. I had a stack of demo-discs from which I played most games. On to the recommendations... The Incredible Machine Lego Island Age of Empires 1 & 2 + exps Civilization 2 Jazz Jackrabbit series (looking for full games, especially JJ2) Railroad Tycoon series C&C/Red Alert series Monkey Island series Hunter Hunted (again, looking for the full v.) Banzai Bug (I believe it's a port of a Sega game.. looking for the full v.) Also, I have my Zombie Wars (Sequel to Halloween Harry, which I'm also looking for) cd.. but it won't run on Windows XP. It's not a DOS game, so I can't even DOSbox it... I've scoured the net and found no fix at all.. any help there is appreciated.

I had some spare time today (ie should have been doing homework) so I decided to work on my entry. It's coming along quite well, if I do say so. This time I'll be doing the rapping myself. =P

Currently seeding the first OCR torrent, downloading the second (currently at about ~30%). Will download and seed the projects soon.

How about the rest of us who haven't even seen a Diamond/Pearl release yet? ...Kinda unfair =(

Don't move it forward. The day it's currently on is the first day of school holidays, which suits me just fine. Any earlier and I probably won't be able to make it; I've got assessments all the way up till then. You *could* move it back a week or two, but no more.

mm, Conker. Thanks guys, especially V, for walking me the way through the process. I'm looking forward to entering more community comps in future. Thanks again to ToN and Jildon and congrats to analoq. We might sub it to OLR, but I've got a few changes in mind first. I'll be back to find out next comp's theme...*how about Pikmin?*

Voting riiight now. =)

You Yankees, Brisbanites and Melbournians gtfo of our thread. =P If someone's got Soul Calibur II or XIII, that'd be great. I'll bring GC controllers.. standard or wavebird? I have two of each. I can also bring a stack of GC games... off the top of my head I have: RE1/2/CVX/4 (if you've got 0 or 3, I'm looking to buy!), SSBM, TimeSplitters 2, Mario Kart Double Dash, Mario Party 4, FZero GX, Killer7, Eternal Darkness, SF Adventures/Assault, Beyond Good & Evil, Pikmin 1/2, Medal of Honor Frontline/Rising Sun, Zelda WW/OoT, Metroid Prime, Enter the Matrix... Also, I'll bring my DS. I have Brain Training, Big Brain Academy, Metroid Hunters, New SMB, Mr Driller, Nintendogs and Mario Kart. I *might* get Pokemon Diamond or Pearl before the meet, but I'm not sure. If you wanna chllenge me to Red/Blue then I'm up for that, too. =P EDIT: Also, can your laptop copy dvds, V? cos I've got /shitloads/ of stuff I can share. (If you want some, bring blank dvds =P)

Says the guy with a Metroid sig... =/ I played SC for about an hour and got bored. I didn't see the attraction, so shoot me. The only reason I ever really played WC3 was for Dota. Wake me when there's a Pikmin 3 kthx.

Uploading my entry right now. V's got some good taste; I'm glad he got me into this - I've never entered a community comp before. Here's a collab with ToN and Jildon. Props to them both, nice work guys. =)

Hey there guys I'll see you there, I just must work out what to wear. Who needs drugs when you've got beer? I must only wait till end of year. Galax-World and Mamma's Kitchen, I hear that place is really bitchin'. Bring your friends, yeah bring your mates, 10, June 30 - That's the date. Excuse my rhyme and excuse my verse, late that evening we'll disperse. There's surprise and there is fun V's prepared for everyone. (His spelling blows and his grammar sucks, I know more intelligent ducks.)

Are we going? Meetup thing perhaps?

QUOTED FOR EMPHASIS *installs* Skullmonkeys too, plz.

You could do a Metroid 1 & 2 album... Or perhaps Donkey Kong Country 2 or 3. Perfect Dark? Lots of opportunity for guitar work there. I really want remix albums of those. Like... really really.

Quoted for emphasis. On a related note, I want to hear some of the N64 game soundtracks redone (eg Perfect Dark). The composition is great, but sound quality not so much.

My dad ended up taking it to a shop; the guy there replaced the ram and sent him on his way. He reformatted and it's working fine again. I'm still clueless as to why it all happened. =/

Perhaps his father was a motherfucker, resulting in his son/half-brother's craziness? Whatever the reason, I'm sure there are many more jokes to come about the 'imminent failure' of the PS3.

SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! ...Still waiting for an Australian release date. =(

My God that is poor.

eh, just use it and you'll get the hang of it. It's quite a good site. It's good because it's contributed to by people, as Wikis, but bad for the same reason. Stupid people always ruin things. =(

Agreed. That, and Sydney band The Whitlams have a song with the same title.

Asteroid theme plz. Recording kthxbai. ...I wish my school band would do this kind of thing. We usually end up with pretty crappy stuff. Highlights have been the James Bond theme, Eye of the Tiger and some stuff from Beverly Hills Cop (Neutron Dance and Axel F).