Doulifée Posted September 17, 2010 Posted September 17, 2010 Only white, unshaven thirtysomethings with brown hair can go on adventures and save the world. Women associated with them are either for sexin' or rescuin', the black guy is there to talk smack hilariously, and anyone in their sixties is either their nemesis or their wizened instructor.NO EXCEPTIONS. The Blond chick: Ability: Healing - Being Kidnapped - Clumsy The RedHead Chick: Ability: Martial art or Fire MAgic - Sexy - Loudmouth Quote
The Dual Dragons Posted September 17, 2010 Posted September 17, 2010 Things Video Games Have Taught Us - That we all get screwed up minds and that our new knowledge is extremely far fetched. Quote
Hyperion5182 Posted September 17, 2010 Posted September 17, 2010 This isnt quite what videogames taught me...but still.. http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/gamers-lend-support-to-widow-of-heroic-developer/1410899 Here. Here. What did video games teach him? Self Sacrifice. What did they teach me? Gamer's Are damned fine people and dont let anyone tell you different! Quote
Hawkwing Posted September 17, 2010 Posted September 17, 2010 Screw Hooked on Phonics. Video games taught me how to read. Quote
Gario Posted September 17, 2010 Posted September 17, 2010 If you die and donate your hat to your grandkids, they'll inherit not only a hat, but your experience, ability, strength... (FFV) ... Fuck, I've gotta try this. Quote
Esker Posted September 17, 2010 Posted September 17, 2010 English in a broad sense. Enemies are always one step away of attacking you. You will never good admire the same landscape for the second time. Quote
noTuX Posted September 17, 2010 Posted September 17, 2010 The Mushroom Kingdom has the worst security guards ever. Quote
Scufo Posted September 17, 2010 Posted September 17, 2010 Trolls don't heal themselves constantly UNLIKE THOSE GODDAMNED FROST ATRONACHS Actually they do That's kind of their defining feature Being trolls and all Quote
Chernabogue Posted September 17, 2010 Posted September 17, 2010 Vampires and creatures of the night aren't masochists: they don't like being whipped. Quote
PROTO·DOME Posted September 17, 2010 Posted September 17, 2010 Ditto is the biggest pimp ever. Hence why my Day-Care love machine is called Ditthoe. Quote
DMaster Posted September 19, 2010 Author Posted September 19, 2010 AWPing's a bitch. (Counter-Strike) Never Falcon Dive if your opponent is a Marth with a Smash Ball. (SSBB) Achievements produce a mild high. Quote
Jedi QuestMaster Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 -rations keep you from drowning -40 bolts builds another Mega Man -channeling a spirit is no excuse for murder & this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m67CDDnHrsI#t=13m30s Quote
DMaster Posted September 21, 2010 Author Posted September 21, 2010 All of life's little problems can be fixed by murder. (GTA) I am not sociopathic. Psycho Mantis IS. (MGS) Video games have taught me that a thread about the things they have taught us was a good ideas. Quote
Mirby Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 You can in fact pray for a new job and get one. (DQ9) Quote
Salluz Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 If I die, I'll reappear at the last drinking fountain that I drank from. (Prince of Persia - Sands of Time) Quote
Esker Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 You can climb any building in the city. (Assassin's Creed) Ramdomly generated levels bring you many gameplay hours. (Disgaea 3) Colors make a lot of diference. (The Saboteur) Quote
Exologist Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 When it came to getting a license, driving was easy since I had already learned how to play Mario Kart. Quote
DMaster Posted September 23, 2010 Author Posted September 23, 2010 You can build a house right in front of someone, and they'll act like it was always there. (The Sims) 12 years later, Pokemon games prove we still have loads of time to kill. Your princess is always in another castle. Quote
Thalzon Posted September 23, 2010 Posted September 23, 2010 Girls are never truly evil. They are either psychotic, mind-controlled (or otherwise controlled) or have a Very Good Reason for doing what they do. Only guys can be remorselessly evil for no real reason. Incidentally, if you ever spurn a girl's advances in any way she is allowed to stalk you and openly scream about wanting to end your life constantly. Note that this does not actually prevent her from SAVING you at some point, nor will this desire to kill you be so strong that she won't uselessly die for some other guy late in the story just because the writers apparently got sick of her being around. Incidentally, anyone else play Arc Rise Fantasia? Adele be a crazy bitch. Quote
Mirby Posted September 23, 2010 Posted September 23, 2010 Your mom can, and will, stalk you. (Pokemon Black/White) Quote
Salluz Posted September 23, 2010 Posted September 23, 2010 I can be healed by finding hidden alcohol in treasure boxes. As a master swordsman, I can defeat several enemies at once by spinning in circles while wielding a blade. A shiny jewel is the key to time travel. (Chrono Trigger) Quote
Deep Thought Posted September 23, 2010 Posted September 23, 2010 A shiny egg is the key to time travel. (Chrono Trigger) Fixed it for you Quote
Doulifée Posted September 23, 2010 Posted September 23, 2010 A shiny jewel is the key to boost your stat. (Chrono Trigger) or this... Quote
A-RoN Posted September 23, 2010 Posted September 23, 2010 I learnt alot of practical things from Earthbound. A. If you work through the night, even a tube can become the greatest invention. B. Even something someone else sees as garbage can keep you going at some point. (This is not always the case in real life.) C. A call home just to hear your mother's voice always makes you feel better. Quote
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