OCR Childless Bachelors?

[Vig]

So the OCR Parents thread got me thinking: are there any single, male OCR users with no children? Am I the only one?

I am 26 years old and am currently not married. I also have never been married previously. To my knowledge I have no children, though there have been a couple occasions where things got a bit dicey.

Anyone else have a similar story? Someone should start a list! OneTwoThree NOT IT!

Edited March 20, 2013 by Vig

[suzumebachi]

confirmed bachelor here

[Brandon Strader]

Bachelor here, looking for the right Christian death metal woman who can balance a checkbook and sing. Growling ability a plus but not required.

[Salluz]

Bachelor here, looking for the right Christian death metal woman who can balance a checkbook and sing. Growling ability a plus but not required.

They're out there, man.

[Phonetic Hero]

WHOOOOO BABY. I'm wide open, ladies

Hoping to find someone who can conquer a grill like a 40 year old fireman but has the sense of humor of a 6 year old. I think that about sums it up. Preferably someone who can pay the bills, because I plan on composing until I inevitably make it work or starve to death

I never was very good at selling myself

Bachelor here, looking for the right Christian death metal woman who can balance a checkbook and sing. Growling ability a plus but not required.

Oh yeah hey I'll set you up with my ex girlfriend!! That's literally her to a T. And good news for you, apparently the only pre-requisite to date her is being christian, but she didn't decide that until we'd been dating for a year......... </3

Edited March 20, 2013 by Phonetic Hero

[Brandon Strader]

Oh yeah hey I'll set you up with my ex girlfriend!! That's literally her to a T. And good news for you, apparently the only pre-requisite to date her is being christian, but she didn't decide that until we'd been dating for a year......... </3

Hook a brother up.

[Skrypnyk]

The amount of people who claim to be hooked up in the other thread is waaay more then I had expected.

[Ethan Rex]

WOOT WOOT SINGLE LYFE REPRESENT AMIRITE

*weeps lonely tears of loneliness*

[Bahamut]

So the OCR Parents thread got me thinking: are there any single, male OCR users with no children? Am I the only one?

I am 26 years old and am currently not married. I also have never been married previously. To my knowledge I have no children, though there have been a couple occasions where things got a bit dicey.

Anyone else have a similar story? Someone should start a list! OneTwoThree NOT IT!

You're only 26? I thought you were older than me, jeez.

28 here and loving the single life!

[DarkeSword]

29, single, live alone in a house I own.

. Edited March 20, 2013 by DarkeSword

[Jax Mandrake]

I am the Old Mandrake - a month short of 35.

No women, no exes, no kids; no reason.

In fact I've reached that point of not even trying. I've long accepted the fact that the only human beings who could find me attractive already have livestock.

[Argle]

Not married, no kids. These days I live like an elderly shut in, as well.

[XPRTNovice]

I'm a super bachlor. Just don't tell my wife and unborn daughter.

[Gollgagh]

I am 26 years old and am currently not married. I also have never been married previously. To my knowledge I have no children, though there have been a couple occasions where things got a bit dicey.

user gollgagh = vig;

--gollgagh.age;

[SuperiorX]

Just curious, shouldn't you guys title this thread OCR Childless Bachelors and Bachelorettes? That way you can find out where all the single (childless) ladies are at Otherwise this will just be one big sausage fest

[Vig]

Just curious, shouldn't you guys title this thread OCR Childless Bachelors and Bachelorettes? That way you can find out where all the single (childless) ladies are at Otherwise this will just be one big sausage fest

Because I am in possession of a secret and ancient knowledge: if one seeks corporeal conjugation with females of the species, one's quest must inevitably lead him elsewhere from the OCRemix forums.

[Brandon Strader]

Because I am in possession of a secret and ancient knowledge: if one seeks corporeal conjugation with females of the species, one's quest must inevitably lead him elsewhere from the OCRemix forums.

the most truthiness ever exerted on this forum

[Chimpazilla]

Oh DAYUM I'm so attracted to you all right now... wow... elderly shut-ins, livestock, and financial parasites... oh whom would I choose, if only I could... if only I were single. *sigh*

[RoeTaKa]

I'm single and I bake a mean cake.

[Garpocalypse]

29, single, live alone in a house I own.

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Same except I rent.

[Brushfire]

Corey in the House. It's a party every week baby.

[Zerothemaster]

i live in a dorm and hide whenever women come by

i also hide when men come by as well

and goats

[Jared Hudson]

Young urban professional here in NYC....as the kids would say it. LOL It's kind of funny, because everyone I work with is not married or has any kids, and we're all in our late 20's. Maybe cities do that to you.

So weird I saw this thread. Hey Jesse, I literally just got done yesterday working on a project with Dan and Brian (Elmo) with their SaikoLED stuff. TEP LIVES ON!

Edited March 21, 2013 by Jared Hudson

[Vig]

That's awesome; I just tweeted about their crowdsource launch..Dude come to LA, I'm working with Zedd nonstop and enjoying the fact that it is always 68 and sunny. Actually been finishing a lot of my own projects lately too. What are you working on? We've got to collaborate on something!

EDIT: What is private message?

Edited March 21, 2013 by Vig

[Flash Strife]

lol you forget what those are? They've changed though from back in the day though. Now you gotta click on someones name, go to contact info and find the private message link.