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Brandon Strader

What are things you do in games, that you don't do in real life?

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Solve all of the problems in the world by walking to the right and beating the crap out of everyone. :)

Occasionally left as well.

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I'm reminded of the Don Corneo scene from Final Fantasy VII. I've never cross-dressed and infiltrated a place, not yet anyway. :lol:

And all that running and constant jumping, ain't doing none of that.

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I've never descended into the bowels of hell to defeat an evil emperor in real life.

Pfft.

You need to get out more. I do that on my way to work each morning.

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Brace for borderline disturbing.

During one playthrough of Deus Ex: Human Revolution, I for some inexplicable reason thought it'd be really fun to slowly and stealthily kill everyone in the police station and hide their bodies in weird spots (like the air ducts or the elevator).

...so that's something I do in video games that I don't do in real life. Murder entire police stations.

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Catching animals and forcing them to either fight other animals to the death or assist me in catching said animals in order to do my bidding in a similar manner. That is something that I don't do in real life - I'm actually pretty kind to animals, for the most part.

I've just been playing Pokemon a lot lately, is all.

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Fuse demons and gods together to make even more powerful demons and gods. And then use those demons and gods to help me save people who were thrown inside TVs.

Also shoot beams out of my sword when I have full health.

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I don't always have my heart ripped out by a dragon and live, but when I do, I'm told I can stab myself in the newly reclaimed heart to save the world.

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