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Top ten reasons why you shouldn't go to Bladiator's birthday party:

10 ) He'll start crying cause he's not used to having friends around.

9 ) The second you try to go to the bathroom he'll bust in yelling 'Pee fight! Pee fight!'

8 ) His only party game is 'pin your tail' on his 'donkey'.

7 ) Any kind of pop, cake, or sugary snacks will instantly make him go into a diabetic coma.

6 ) Even if his party is a sausage fest he will insist on playing spin the bottle.

5 ) Who wants to be caught partying with a 27-year-old; it just looks bad.

4 ) Despite it not being a costume party, he will be in costume.

3 ) Drunken vomit at that height ensures you'll be caught in the cross-fire.

2 ) He'll show you the Fisherman's Revelation. It's his pole. (How's that for a birthday suit?)

1 ) You won't be able to resist his ass.

Happy old day dr. old. Maybe next year someone will make the thread for you.

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*listens to Clairvoyant Elegy*

Aww, yeah. This is awesome. That guy you collabed with is pretty great too.

Don't know what you're talking about, it sounds like crap except for that MIDI piano, which is too horrible to describe D:

Have a fun birfday

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