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I believe I can shed some light on this, by providing a little bit of their backstory: The illegitimate offspring of a 12-person jury and a Dorito chip, Jorito spent much of his childhood convicting marijuana aficionados while simultaneously providing their sole source of nourishment. He had difficulty making friends as many people feigned interest in him solely to satisfy their munchies. But Fate had more in store for Jorito than simply staring out from jury boxes at white people with dreadlocks. Indeed, Fate Johnson introduced Jorito to Rick Astley changing his life and the world forever. Jorito wanted to be everything Rick Astley was--everything that everyone around Rick Astley was. He started hanging around schools in a tan trench coat and sunglasses, serving alcohol to empty auditoriums whenever school was out. For some reason, the police didn't like this very much and tried to arrest him. He attempted to wall-jump off a chain link fence to escape, but the police still captured him. The convicter became the convicted. The warden had it in for Jorito. Having lost his mother to unhealthy snacks, the warden took his chance at a bit of revenge placing Jorito in the same cell as the deranged killer, Tuberz McGee. Tuberz had a host of untreated mental illnesses, all of them contributing to his extreme violence. Perhaps most dangerous of all was the violent rage he entered at the sight of uninjured people. Jorito entered the cell cautiously. The heavily-muscled Tuberz appeared to be asleep. Jorito stepped as quietly as he was able, but a loud crunch sound resulted anyways. He cursed his Dorito heritage. Tuberz awoke to the noise and looked right at Jorito. "You look yummy. What's you? A 12-person jury or Dorito?" "Both, actually." "You mostly look like chip." Tuberz didn't enter a violent rage at the sight of Jorito, despite Jorito being uninjured. Jorito concluded McGee's rage must activate only when he sees pure-blooded uninjured humans. "So, uh, what're you in for?" "Man laughed at Tuberz. Man got tubed." "Oh, well that's uh...uh..." Jorito stammered. "Then jury convict Tuberz but Tuberz escape. Jury got tubed." "...An entire jury!?" "Then another jury convict Tuberz, but Tuberz escape again and tube them too!" McGee's anger seemed to grow with each word. His steady drool turned into a turbulent sputter. His veins bulged and his face reddened. "You know, I consider myself much more Dorito than the, uh, other half of my parentage..." Jorito hoped his quaking fear didn't show on his face. "TUUUUUUBE!" Tuberz punched a hole into the wall with steroid strength, ripping out a metal pipe with tremendous force. He proceeded to demonstrate violent "tubing" motions with it, reenacting his myriad murders. "Uh..." "Tuberz HATE JURIES," he shouted, unable to contain his rage, before his eyes glazed over and filled with tears, "and.....and juries hate Tuberz. Why they hate Tuberz?" "I don't know. I, for one, like you a lot." Tuberz paused his bawling. "You like Tuberz?" "Yes. I think you have a terrific personality." McGee appeared dumbfounded by Jorito's claim and stared at him blankly, ".....All of them!?" "All of wha--oooohhhh....yes, all of your personalities." "Tuberz like you too. Tuberz help you escape." "You can do that? How?" "Tube." Tuberz proceeded to break down the wall with his fists, revealing a chute, probably intended for laundry. Tuberz ripped a hole in it large enough for a person to fit through. "You go in now." "Hold on. Let's say this takes us outside. What will we do then? If we don't have a plan, we'll just be caught and jailed again." "We go see my friend, Evktalo. He help." "Ok, I just hope he knows we're coming." "He know. He wait for Tuberz," McGee said, before lowering his voice to a whisper, "But Tuberz must warn you something about Evktalo." "What's that?" "He completely insane." (To be continued in Part 2.)

Alright guys, I'll take on the group registration. I'll need you guys to PM me your details. Looks like group registration is $40 and will increase to $45 on Sept. 30. I'll keep this open until Sept. 20, so get me your info before then! From what I can gather, I will need from you: First name, Last name DOB email address Zip/Postal code Emergency contact number Your Cell number I will get paypal info from you guys a little closer to when I reg!

Me too, dude. This is a massive deal for me. I remember a lifetime ago coming across Kate's version of Beatrix's Rose Of May theme and being blown away, finding OCR through that, then eventually this project. Now, several years later, I get to appear alongside Kate and a few of my other remix heroes (Dan Floyd especially - can't wait to see what you've done dude!). I hope it's all as good as I want it to be

Just chiming in quickly to say that the hard work & effort is truly appreciated - staff spent a long time, many hours, coming up with this list of tags, refining it, debating it, etc., and it's great to see it finally being employed. Example conversation: we must have gone back & forth over the term "ethnic" to label exotic or non-western instrumentation alone for 5 minutes. You DO see it employed sometimes elsewhere, but we all felt it was antiquated & offensive in its ethnocentrism. Yes, we actually care enough to discuss these things in such detail, so it's good to see the community care about helping out!

OH SHITZ BOYZ! Check that first page! Look for blue text!

Asked Tuberz McGee for guitars (should do it in two weeks) and XPRTNovice for trumpets (no answer so far, but he's usually quick).

Oh, I've got a whole bunch of other albums (including four tracks from you! Two from Harmony of a Hunter, one from the Eevee EP, and a non-album one from Wind Waker)and have been following the site in general for just as long as this particular one, but this The Big One, for me.

I will be there! Cannot wait to finally meet everyone!

No more MAGFest! No more MAGFest! I implore you all to: cancel your tickets cancel your passes don't take time off sit on your asses save all that money spend it on toys cancelling magfest shouldn't be choice saving ALL the money REJECT COMMERCIALISM!! REJECT LOW QUALITY PRODUCTS!! HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE!! GET MAD!!

Maybe look around and see what else is going on?

Sry for the double post, just posting the listening party logs. Thanks to timaeus for sending these since I had some connection problems in the middle and lost a chunk of the logs: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/93696675/SFRGRound5Party.txt

Man, after Sept. 9, the Projects subforum will be deserted

In no way was my remix for this week written as super-liminal messaging for a project album that is recruiting remixers. Right here actually: http://ocremix.org/community/topic/39653-streets-of-rage-album-next-check-in-may-3rd-2015/ C'mon. If anyone assumed such a thing.. How dare they. I mean. Come on! ...Cooooooooooooooome on!

This is a Mega Man X competition. Elec Man is from Mega Man Classic.