Fenrir Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 EVERYONE PANIC. THE WORD ISLAM IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. Jeez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuketheXjesse Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I was laughing so fucking hard through this video I couldn't lift my beer to my mouth.Some first rate hilarity. No doubt. Also, I played the all of the Double Dragons. So I know what he's talking about. Funny story. Double Dragon II was a huge part of my childhood (still play it to this day), so I was estatic when my Grandmother had found me a copy of Double Dragon III at a yard sale. I put it in the NES...and...well, see the video :\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relyanCe Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I NEED SCISSORS! SIXTY-ONE!!! -Roy Campbell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Male...female....what's the difference? Power is beautiful and I've got power!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urban Xperience Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Uh you fucking fucks, it does not even say the word Islam. Just some other garbled crap... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalcyonSpirit Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Everything HK-47 says is amazing. Indeed. "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds." Oddly fitting, in a strange sort of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalzon Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 "I pledge my victory.... to this FEATHER!" "Coach Oleander has taken the brains of all the kids to build brain-powered tanks to take over the world and we're the only ones who can stop him!" "Oh my GOD! Let's make out!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PROTO·DOME Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 "The air is tasty here" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutritious Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Shazbot! 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olarin Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 "Now you've really done it! I'm out of orange smoke! You don't expect me to do a decent reincarnation without any orange smoke, do you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMage Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I grow tired of yelling battle cries when fighting this mage! Boo will finish your eyeballs once and for all so he does not rise again! EVIL, MEET MY SWORD! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!!! "YES! Lead evil by example, and one day we'll need not put the boot to those who stray from goodness into the muck and bile of villany and track great, bloody footprints across our lily-white tiles! BOO WILL HAVE CLEAN WOODSHAVINGS YOU EVIL BASTARDS!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars Unseen Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 "Her working name is 'Happy Endings?' Subtle..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! derp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJT Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 "you're so easy" Devil May Cry (not intended to be sexual) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars Unseen Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Some BG2 goodness Here are some of the funnier bits: Sarevok: I orchestrated a war to slaughter thousands. I have felt the cold embrace of death. I have witnessed the horrors of the abyss. But you, Viconia... you scare me. Imoen: So... Sarevok. You've had an itty-bitty piece of my soul in there for quite a while now. What's it been like? Sarevok: Well, other than a slight obsession with my weight and the resurgence of a few pimples, it's been simply grand. Dradeel: One has lots of time for reflection while waiting for the ENDLESS WAVES OF BAD DOGGIE WEREWOLF MONSTERS THAT CHEW YOUR TOES WHILE YOU SLEEP! Sarevok: Ranger, turn your rodent's gaze another direction! I will not be scrutinised as though by some ridiculous divining rod! Minsc: Boo has an uncanny judge of character, but you... you give him trouble. Sarevok: I'll give him more than that if this continues! I nearly conquered a nation! I will not be judged by a creature that stores nuts in its cheeks! Jan: Hey! I resemble that remark. Sarevok: Trust me, gnome, you do not want to partake in my wrath this day. Minsc: Food storage aside, Boo controls himself far better than you do. Do you see him ranting about mere glances? Let's look. Sarevok: What? Minsc: See? No rant. In fact, now he is snuffling about for a comfy place to sleep. Admirable restraint. Sarevok: I'm still in Hell, aren't I? This is insanity. Minsc: Ah, finally a calming look comes across your face. Boo's handiwork, no doubt? Doesn't that feel better? Sarevok: Let's... let's go kill something. Soon. Keldorn: Imoen! What... are you pawing at me yet again? Do you think I do not notice? You are attempting to pickpocket me, aren't you? Imoen: Well, no... I just... Keldorn: Just what? Out with it girl. I won't have a party member stealing from me. Imoen: No, no, that's not it! I... I was just... I was just trying to find out if you're as muscular under your armour as you look. Oh, I know that you're married and all that Keldorn... but do you have *any* idea how good you look? I... I can't help myself, I just what to touch you all the time! Keldorn: Imoen! I... I have a daughter that is the same age as you! Imoen: I don't know what it is Keldorn, maybe it's the Bhaal essence in me. I just want to run my fingers through your hair and nibble on your ears! Oh, Keldorn, you drive me so wild! Keldorn: By Torm, no! This is terrible! I... I had no idea I had this effect on you... Imoen: Oh get over yourself already, Keldorn! Sheesh. [imoen giggles] Imoen: Here's your ring back. I won't take it again, I promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomicfog Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I was laughing so fucking hard through this video I couldn't lift my beer to my mouth.Some first rate hilarity. No doubt. Also, I played the all of the Double Dragons. So I know what he's talking about. Oh yeah, same here, and it all seemed to be going so well until #3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 "I told you I'm not easy!" -GI Joe for the nes upon dying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverCoat Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 This is not a brutality, this is a fatality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.B. Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 Hey look guys I changed the thread title without lifting a finger! 'itt' must have been drawing too many wretched off-toppers. "Don't look into the death star, or you will die." "Get a silk bag from the graveyard duck to live longer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuketheXjesse Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 This is not a brutality, this is a fatality You don't get much campier than that, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friendlyHunter Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Final line after the credits for Ninja Gaiden for the NES: "Thank you for playing. And see you next." Every line of dialogue from the CD-i Mario and Zelda games. Especially: Link: "I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!" King of Hyrule: "After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy!" Zelda: "Stop looking at yourself!" Mario: "You know what they say: all toasters, toast toast!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Derrit Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Shazbot!10 LOL <3 tribes so much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMage Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Some BG2 goodnessHere are some of the funnier bits: Sarevok: I orchestrated a war to slaughter thousands. I have felt the cold embrace of death. I have witnessed the horrors of the abyss. But you, Viconia... you scare me. Imoen: So... Sarevok. You've had an itty-bitty piece of my soul in there for quite a while now. What's it been like? Sarevok: Well, other than a slight obsession with my weight and the resurgence of a few pimples, it's been simply grand. Dradeel: One has lots of time for reflection while waiting for the ENDLESS WAVES OF BAD DOGGIE WEREWOLF MONSTERS THAT CHEW YOUR TOES WHILE YOU SLEEP! Sarevok: Ranger, turn your rodent's gaze another direction! I will not be scrutinised as though by some ridiculous divining rod! Minsc: Boo has an uncanny judge of character, but you... you give him trouble. Sarevok: I'll give him more than that if this continues! I nearly conquered a nation! I will not be judged by a creature that stores nuts in its cheeks! Jan: Hey! I resemble that remark. Sarevok: Trust me, gnome, you do not want to partake in my wrath this day. Minsc: Food storage aside, Boo controls himself far better than you do. Do you see him ranting about mere glances? Let's look. Sarevok: What? Minsc: See? No rant. In fact, now he is snuffling about for a comfy place to sleep. Admirable restraint. Sarevok: I'm still in Hell, aren't I? This is insanity. Minsc: Ah, finally a calming look comes across your face. Boo's handiwork, no doubt? Doesn't that feel better? Sarevok: Let's... let's go kill something. Soon. Keldorn: Imoen! What... are you pawing at me yet again? Do you think I do not notice? You are attempting to pickpocket me, aren't you? Imoen: Well, no... I just... Keldorn: Just what? Out with it girl. I won't have a party member stealing from me. Imoen: No, no, that's not it! I... I was just... I was just trying to find out if you're as muscular under your armour as you look. Oh, I know that you're married and all that Keldorn... but do you have *any* idea how good you look? I... I can't help myself, I just what to touch you all the time! Keldorn: Imoen! I... I have a daughter that is the same age as you! Imoen: I don't know what it is Keldorn, maybe it's the Bhaal essence in me. I just want to run my fingers through your hair and nibble on your ears! Oh, Keldorn, you drive me so wild! Keldorn: By Torm, no! This is terrible! I... I had no idea I had this effect on you... Imoen: Oh get over yourself already, Keldorn! Sheesh. [imoen giggles] Imoen: Here's your ring back. I won't take it again, I promise. You sir have made my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathtank Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 You might be missing some of the benefits that stereo can provide. Quadrophoniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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