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SEGA is gaming with PEE (alternative title: it takes AGES to go to the bathroom)

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So, if these games include global high scores, this is all just going to be one big pissing match, right?
Most online scoreboards are. OSNAP
Is this not secretly an advertisement for caffinated drinks? How long will anyone be able to play at a time anyway? More caffeine, more playtime.
My first thought was, "Wow, Mountain Dew really will be a gamer's drink at the end of the day."

Followed shortly by "If they make a porn game out of this, my last shred of hope for humanity will have faded."

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I am much too easily amused by the article's comments.

Just hearing about this pisses me off. Sega couldn't bring Virtua Fighter 5R out on consoles, but they have resources to invest in some piss-poor idea like this?

Sega, if you think this is going to succeed, urine for a surprise.

All this modern mumbo jumbo... what's wrong with traditional piss games, like seeing how far you can nudge the urinal cake, orrr, playing ghostbusters with upto four friends? (don't cross the streams!)
Some of the mini-games include erasing graffiti with a hose (with your pee), causing wind to blow under a women's skirt (yes, with pee)

It's as if they designed these games solely so they could be parodied by

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I believe SEGA did this only to create a tidalwave of more puns on the internets. I mean, just look at this thread, and also every comment posted in the article. SEGA wants to weaken our minds with too many puns, and then when we're all laughing and pissing all over the place, they STRIKE!

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Followed shortly by "If they make a porn game out of this, my last shred of hope for humanity will have faded."

well... I mean "blowing a woman's skirt with your pee" definitely sounds like Sega is on the path to corruption.

please tell me I can piss all over sonic's smarmy god damn face
When I read the article I was mentally crossing my fingers in hopes that Sonic wouldn't be involved with this madness; I still have an ounce of hope in that hedgehog.
you guys seem to misunderstand, we wouldn't all be doing it at once, it'd be whenever you went to use the urinal, you'd push the pucks around then, not some epic free-for-all. It was more turn-based strategy than first person pisser.

:lmassoff: am I supposed to be laughing more at the Article or the comments?

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So, if these games include global high scores, this is all just going to be one big pissing match, right?

Most online scoreboards are. OSNAP

thats_the_joke.jpg

Dunno how... but we need a ReMix album of this game.

I support this idea.

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Guitar Hero, anyone?

If you manage to beat "Through the Fire and Flames" on expert, you're good.

But you really rock if you can beat Jethro Tull's "Thick as a Brick".

Look it up and train your bladder.

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If you manage to beat "Through the Fire and Flames" on expert, you're good.

But you really rock if you can beat Jethro Tull's "Thick as a Brick".

Look it up and train your bladder.

More like pc muscle training.

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Why was I not surprised this was in Japan, and more specifically, Akihabara? That was rhetorical - we all know why. It does seem like a kinda good concept though, challenging gamers to not miss the bowl by putting it in the form of a game.

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