KyleJCrb Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Am I a butterfly dreaming I'm a man or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of sashimi? Hahaha. That reminds me of this. Oh god I just realized how old that song is. Has it really been that long? Quote
Faustt Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Never actually played the first Resident Evil game. I still love this line though. Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you" Quote
MrSneak Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 System Shock 2 "Only 163 shopping days left until Christmas" - Xerxes Quote
LuckyXIII Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 JUMP IN A HOLE IN THE PALACE IF YOU GO. THE DOOR WILL NOT OPEN. ITS VERY QUIET (sic) IN MIDORO SWAMP FIND A HANDY GLOVE. LOOKS LIKE I CAN GET IN THE FIREPLACE. Quote
Atomicfog Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 This is not a brutality, this is a fatality Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I forgot about that, but I think I'm pretty sure I thought it was cool at the time XD Quote
Halt Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 I'm not much of a Halo fan these days, but my favorite line, when Master Chief gives the Covenant back there bomb Cortana: What if you miss? Master Chief: I won't The way he said it was just like. Damn..O_O Quote
Native Jovian Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 The best line in the Halo series is undoubtedly in Halo 3. <Cortana> Did you have a plan for getting us out of here? <Master Chief> Thought I'd shoot my way out. Mix things up a little. To keep this post from being entirely off topic, I must register my surprise that no one's quoted from the delightfully terrible Final Fantasy Tactics translation. The two classic ones are, of course, Ramza telling a group of theives to "Surrender now or die in obscurity!", and Delita, in the midst of kidnapping a princess, telling his pursuers "Don't blame me. Blame yourself, or God." I always did wonder why it wasn't his fault that he was kidnapping people... FFT characters occasionaly said "incantations" when they cast spells, and they were universally pretty nonsensical. I liked the one for the Mog summon. "Kupo! Round and round you go! MOOGLE!" Quote
Ferret Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 I think that the dialogue you get from your allies is a lot more, uh, interesting than anything that you hear during a cutscene. For example: "For your information, they're hazel. Now stop staring!" And for lulz: "Cheeky monkey!" ...really, you should just look up the dialogue databanks on halo.bungie.org and see (hear) for yourself. Quote
Ajax Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk... Have at you! I'm really sad that they changed the dialog in the PSP version... Quote
ncjason77 Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 "This is the way!" Final Fantasy Tactics ps1 Quote
Otakatt Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 "Items worn on the head include hats and helmets." "The unit's level appears on the top right of the face." "Brave is courage." "Move ability increases the skill to move." -Are is I, Professor Daravon Quote
Gollgagh Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 "Items worn on the head include hats and helmets." that's not nonsensical, just obvious Quote
Spakku Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 "I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere, right now. Even though you broke my heart and killed me... and tore me to pieces... and threw every piece into a fire." And F-Zero X's soundtrack titles, if that counts. "Fall Down to the Scream" "All Need is 30 Deaths" "The Long Distance of Murder" "Crazy Call at Cry" Quote
IbanezNinja Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 dont blame me blame yourself or god Quote
bustatunez Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 I'll always love the unforgettable JRPG-engrish, "Help! I'm being oppressed!", "This guy are sick", "Experience is a skill learned with job training", "Welcome to Assaram" come to mind. That and all those terrible "The End" puns from MGS3. There were some awesome oneliners from SW: TFU though: Stormtrooper: (after seeing some jedi kill like 15 dudes) "....This one's being stupid, sir." Stormtrooper: (upon death) "I have... ...no regrets..!!!" And for some reason, years ago I thought these two were funny enough to take screenshots of: (if this thread were open to music program error messages, http://rogetmusic.com/temp/sonar_error.jpg would be the clear winner) Quote
Jaybell Posted February 1, 2009 Posted February 1, 2009 Aha! I found you, faker! Faker? I think YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? You're not even good enough to be my fake! I'll make you eat those words! (this may not be nonsensical but hey, oh well.) Quote
Zeklan Posted February 1, 2009 Posted February 1, 2009 The Poo Song from Conker's Bad Fur Day. Also, "She's got very nice... stigmas." Quote
The Pezman Posted February 1, 2009 Posted February 1, 2009 "We're not bad people. We've just had bad luck with major holidays... and automobiles... and federal statues." Quote
The Legendary Zoltan Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 In Space Quest IV if you lick a certain building (yes, lick a building): "Mmm. Wild Berry." In Star Ocean 2 during a certain Private Action, talk to Ashton" "Barrel barrel barrel barrel barrel barrel barrel barrel barrel barrel barrel barrel." Quote
Halt Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 The Poo Song from Conker's Bad Fur Day.Also, "She's got very nice... stigmas." I used to know the poo song by heart. . Ahhh. Good times. Quote
The Pezman Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 In Space Quest IV if you lick a certain building (yes, lick a building):"Mmm. Wild Berry." I never got past the first ten minutes of this game. Quote
HoopyFrood Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 In Star Ocean 2 during a certain Private Action, talk to Ashton" "Barrel barrel barrel barrel barrel barrel barrel barrel barrel barrel barrel barrel." ROFL at Ashton. He always was one of my favorite characters in the game. Quote
Level 99 Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 Two real fast from Katamari: King of Cosmos: "We are moved to tears by the size of this thing." King of Cosmos: "This sky is not pretty at all. It's rough and masculine. Possibly sweaty." and I think this was from a random baddie in Manhunt: "I'll paint his wagon red!" Quote
BlackPhantom Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 "Drink punch...eat cake...sounds complicated." ~Booster Quote
Cecilff2 Posted February 3, 2009 Posted February 3, 2009 From the Sinistral of Terror, Daos, comes "You little hoochees!" Frightened yet? Terrified!? Quote
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