Kid Thinks He's on a Mission from God

[entropicdecay]

Story Here.

Attempted suicide by driving his car through a mall.

I couldn't help but think of the Blues Brothers.

[Daniel Rydell]

..The article is interesting, but it doesn't seem the topic name is relevant to it. Wrong article?

[Dhsu]

I'm gonna assume it's a Blue Bros. reference.

[suzumebachi]

We're on a mission. From god.

[OverCoat]

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[Malaki-LEGEND.sys]

[Fenrir]

As one who hasn't seen the Blues Bros in it's entirety, I think I'm missing the God reference too.

[Atomic Dog]

Maybe he thought he could do drive-thru Christmas shopping?

[Black Mage]

As one who hasn't seen the Blues Bros in it's entirety, I think I'm missing the God reference too.

At a number of point through the movie, they both say that they're on a mission from god, as they are trying to raise money to save the catholic orphanage they grew-up in.

[Doulifée]

qfe

[Fenrir]

As one who hasn't seen the Blues Bros in it's entirety, I think I'm missing the God reference too.

At a number of point through the movie, they both say that they're on a mission from god, as they are trying to raise money to save the catholic orphanage they grew-up in.

So they drive a car through a mall and get arrested?

[Baleshadow]

As one who hasn't seen the Blues Bros in it's entirety, I think I'm missing the God reference too.

At a number of point through the movie, they both say that they're on a mission from god, as they are trying to raise money to save the catholic orphanage they grew-up in.

So they drive a car through a mall and get arrested?

No, they drive through a mall in order to avoid being arrested.

[MrInfamous]

They broke my watch

[RoboPanda]

That mall had everything!

[The Author]

That mall had everything!

So.. mild or serious injuries?

[Bigfoot]

Story Here.

Attempted suicide by driving his car through a mall.

I couldn't help but think of the Blues Brothers.

Heh, I heard about this on the radio.

The DJ said something along the lines of "Doesn't it suck when you try to commit suicide and you end up failing? Then you just stop trying. It doesn't make sense".

[DrEw.]

If you're going to try to kill yourself in a way that causes that much of a mess... make sure that you die.

I wouldn't want to try to explain myself after doing that.

[Atomicfog]

That mall had everything!

That was an awesome video, if only store security cameras were better quality.

[Drakonis GTR]

Last report was that he was in serious condition. As for the mall, they weren't entirely finished by the next morning. I understand that there is still visible evidence. Crazy people stop moving here!

Oh well, another one bites the dust.

[donknow]

It's seems the boy lost control, he just try to run down the stairs and suddenly his vehicle drifts a little bit to the left.

It would be kinda cool if he achieve his goal, finish the manuever and go through the otherside door.

[Narzack]

Holy cow, I just went there yesterday. I miss all the good stuff. All I saw were a bunch of high school mallrat sluts and morons.

Dammit.

[Drakonis GTR]

I just saw this story on the news. Too damn funny.

http://www.local6.com/spotlight/10575315/detail.html

[Ramaniscence]

Story Here.

Attempted suicide by driving his car through a mall.

I couldn't help but think of the Blues Brothers.

That's actually RIGHT by my apartment. They showed the video on the news.

I thought it was kinda weird when the news anchor said "We've got some pretty cool video for you, this video was shot at the Almonte Springs mall of a teen trying to kill himself."

Holy cow, I just went there yesterday. I miss all the good stuff. All I saw were a bunch of high school mallrat sluts and morons.

Dammit.

ocrud. OCR people need to leave my Orlando ALONE D:

[Decoy Octopus]

I thought it was kinda weird when the news anchor said "We've got some pretty cool video for you, this video was shot at the Almonte Springs mall of a teen trying to kill himself."

Hahahaha That's fuckin' classy.