What are things you do in games, that you don't do in real life?

[Brandon Strader]

I saw this question in a picture on some website, but it didn't have any particular answers, and I thought it'd be interesting to see what people say.

[AngelCityOutlaw]

Slaying drago- wait. No, I totally do that in real life.

[kitty]

Rolling up behind people and slicing their throats open.

Shooting people and watching their heads explode.

Die and respawn.

Find money on the ground and pretty much everywhere else.

Run inside people's houses, break their stuff, and steal their life savings.

Throw fireballs everywhere.

Jump three times my own height.

Recover severe wounds in about 10 seconds.

[The Derrit]

Ignore physics

[Garrett Williamson]

Drive recklessly

No wait

[Mirby]

Get reminded by everything of a puzzle of some sort.

Which reminds me of a puzzle

[Nase]

There's tons of shit you'll only do in games of course, and that makes this kind of thread potentially fun.

To take it a little meta though: personally, "not much".

Whenever i play some deep rpg, like stuff i really begin to care about, i end up playing true to my core. Min maxing ain't fun for me, i want to be a good guy generally, can be evil when i meet someone ingame i don't care for or dislike, but can't be consistently mean spirited to save my life. I tried so often, it doesn't work.

In the end i have to basically play myself, which might be boring but actually is the only way to make it fun.

[Mirby]

Another thing I do in games that I can't do in real life is get struck by lightning hundreds of times and survive!

[Xarnax42]

whatever important-looking people tell me to

[Nase]

whatever important-looking people tell me to

ha, that's accurate and pretty deep at the same time.

[Tex]

I don't make witnesses do crazy breakdowns.

[Crulex]

Beat up hulking Russians with sweet mohawks.

Stepping on turtles and throwing fire at fish that try to eat me.

Standing around in a valley where lighting strikes all the time and actually choosing to dodge bolts 200 times.

Stuff like that.

[Rexy]

In real life, I can't ride a bike to save my life.

[Gollgagh]

corner entire markets through sheer cashflow

[Meteo Xavier]

Die and then go right back to where I left off.

[BP Tank]

Have good music play whilst I have conversations with people, or if I do something cool have Rules of Nature from MGR:R kick in

[timaeus222]

Prosecute people for crimes with no repercussions. (Phoenix Wright)

Edited April 14, 2014 by timaeus222

[Unstable Hamster]

5B > 5C > 6A > 2C > Asledge > 3C > AC > 5C > 6B > j.2C > 5B > 5C > 6A > AC > GF

[The Coop]

Walking into someone's house unannounced, and digging through their stuff looking for food, items, and money.

...

Honest!

[Argle]

Talk to people.

[Garpocalypse]

Solve all of the problems in the world by walking to the right and beating the crap out of everyone.

[Frederic Petitpas]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk

[EdgeCrusher]

Care about what other people say. I only do that in games.

[ad.mixx]

owning a personal harem.

and anything in just cause 2

[Esperado]

Make money