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halc once punched a dinosaur in the balls, which was impressive enough, but then we found out that said dinosaur was originally female.

That's right: halc 's punches can change the gender of his target just before impact, to maximize the hurt.

And that's why we offer him cake every year to appease him, and not be gender-switch punched in the crotch.

Incidentally, that's where the tradition of birthday cakes comes from.

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How fitting that I'm posting the halcstravanganza double review today... IT MUST BE POSTED!! RAMA, STARLA, IF YA READ THIS POST THIS!

Or not. I might just put it on my website and then ninja-edit the link in.

Oh, and happy chipbirthday.

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Halc, you know if you say your name backward is becomes 'Clah'... which kind of sounds like Claw, which could be a reference Inspector Gadget's primary antagonist, which would be kind of awesome. My conclusion from this slippery slope of awesomeness is that you're at least tangentially awesome. You'd deserve a birthday thread on that count, alone.

That's not to account for the awesome shit you continue to do for this site. Happy birthday, and may your 9-bit music continue to rock our ears.

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